What do you think of this Joke?

Question

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (Ebonic Style)

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before
me)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like
me. (Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason. (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday. (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo' momma....and if you know who ya daddy is,
don't dis him either. (Honor thy father and mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive by's. (Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya' own Boo (Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrowing stuff and not give it back. (Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin on the other man to save yourself. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' your homie's crib, ride or woman. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to they brother)

Answer 1

It's funny cuz it's real and more understandable especially for those people who speak ebonics lol

Answer 2

It's Kind of Iree Man!

Answer 3

That's funny maybe if they were updated like this people would understand them better.

Answer 4

Sounds like you have mis-interpreted the actual message, back to school for you to learn definitions, philosophy, ethics and values.

Then the world will be a better place for all of us!

Answer 5

i'm not a catholic, but i do attend a catholic high school. i thought these were pretty funny, and it it would make a lot more sense if presented to, even, middle schoolers.
browneyzz

Answer 6

Thought it was funny! LOL

Answer 7

I didn't find them funny..