o yea they must do the housework in the buff,plus they gotta do as i say.....any offers out there..
2006-10-15 02:13:15 · 17 answers · asked by neil c 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
good luck with your search i on the other hand would do this but
1)i cant take orders
2)i cant be arsed with cooking or housework
i could however supervise you with the cooking and housework and make sure you do it correctly lol
2006-10-15 02:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Count me out then. It is the GOOD at housework and the Good at cooking that won't fly!
2006-10-15 02:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join one of the more conservative churches fast, Neil. You'll find many a female only TOO willing to cow tow to a superior male like yourself, I double dog GUARANTEE IT! And if she's young, she might even greet you in the evening clad only in Saran Wrap!
2006-10-15 02:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK then what your address?
I'm sure you will love watching me run around your house naked watching my flab roll around and slapping against my body while I'm jumping up and down trying to reach the highest shelf, oh and hope you got bright light as when i bend over near a window it goes a bit dark in the room.
i hope you can handle all 23 stone of me in your house?
feeling scared yet?
yes i hear you say well then do it your bloody self and learn that women are people and not objects or just a maid !
2006-10-15 02:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by mwashington_22 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That rules me out on all four counts. I'd fail all of the job description as I'd be too independent.
2006-10-15 07:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the classified ads, I think they are called merry maids.
P. S. are you Rush Limbaugh ?
2006-10-15 02:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if u cut the grass in the buff..x o x o
2006-10-15 02:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by sexy babe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good luck!
2006-10-15 02:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how can you tell when a man is about to say something important?
when he begins his sentence with..."a woman once told me...."
2006-10-15 02:16:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea sure thing
2006-10-15 02:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋