One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
2006-10-15 01:32:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok its been said already but here goes....that was funny as hell. made me have an outbust at work.
2006-10-15 02:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that was a good one.
2006-10-15 10:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one dude. Keep them coming. : }
2006-10-15 08:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one
2006-10-15 08:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy crap! Now, this one was really funny!
2006-10-15 09:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say good come back, haha! :D
2006-10-15 10:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good...;-)
2006-10-15 08:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-15 09:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahahahahaa.......lol
2006-10-15 09:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by PunkGreen1829 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA !!! LOVE IT!!!!
2006-10-15 08:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by cyndi71mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋