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errrrr no he was a self employed Carpenter!!!!
Why is Faithless trying to pull the wool over our eyes???

2006-10-15 00:34:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Music

Im not A God follower but even if it was his young'n who was the carpenter Im still finding it hard to belive God is a Dj! Wonder where he got his vinal?

2006-10-15 00:44:54 · update #1

Rachel O....Dodds isnt a pink listener although the song Stupid girl came to mind reading your answer so there!

2006-10-15 00:50:58 · update #2

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Wake up all.. God isnt real.. Its a conspieracy to get the pastor booze money

2006-10-15 01:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Exsavior my son is the coolest 1 · 1 0

I was under the impression that Joseph was the carpenter and that his son Jesus followed in his footsteps , but however after they stuck the poor bast ard up on the cross, and he died who's to say he then didn't go on to have a lucrative career as a DJ obviously he must have hung around for a few millennia first but hey he's god so he could have couldn't he



All the god botherers are gonna cane us for this dodds lol



x I tip my hat to you babe

2006-10-15 08:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry thought this was Pink's tune...as the lyrics go:
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music

So there!

2006-10-15 07:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Right. Anyhow God IS a DJ. I woke up dancing one time and there was no music on. We're all God's little ditties.

2006-10-15 07:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Jesus was the carpenter
So maybe god is a DJ part time

2006-10-15 07:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by bty53404242 3 · 1 0

If God was a dj wouldn't we get music all around? Think of it the companies who put you on hold needn't play music it would just be there.

2006-10-15 08:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0 1

According to christians jesus was the carpenter not god. lol

God and jesus were aliens anyway. Didn't you know that? omg

all of the gods (and many of their prophets) known to man and some that arent are or were aliens.

2006-10-15 07:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Maybe he was freelancing in a Bethlehem night club in the evenings (I bet he could spin like a demon)

2006-10-15 07:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 1 0

But was the DJ created, or did the DJ evolve?

2006-10-15 07:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Quentin 1 · 1 0

You are mixing Jesus with God unless you think that he is one and the same.

2006-10-15 07:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by Avatar13 4 · 1 0

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