2006-10-14 23:19:44 · 18 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Probably as long as it takes the UN to become effective.
There is an old saying, "you can teach a monkey to fly, but you can't teach the monkey how to fix it". Tell that to the Pilots.
2006-10-14 23:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
`The barn owl, or tito alba, is exempt from FAA flight training rules and don't need a license. Generally, they take from 7 to 8 weeks of training by their parents to learn how to fly.
2006-10-14 23:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An owl has it's pilot license from birth, for they know how to fly once they are old enough to support their weight.
2006-10-14 23:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Maul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) he must find a pilot waving his license.
2) he must distract the pilot
3) he must swoop quickly to lift it
It could take a long time. Especially if searching through pockets.
2006-10-15 00:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Thx 4 All The Fish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 second
2006-10-14 23:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by 50cent 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not long around here, if u tie a field mouse to it.
2006-10-14 23:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That depending on how he does on the written exam
2006-10-14 23:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by Ink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you put the licence on a mouse about a minute
2006-10-15 00:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Eric C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably won't- get out of jail first.
2006-10-14 23:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by billbowlerski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as it takes him to find one and steal it.
2006-10-14 23:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋