2006-10-14 22:10:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Poop. Lots and lots of poop.
2006-10-14 22:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm appaled that you would ask such a thing.
You know, there are some of us who actually are pinatas around here!
Why are all of us pinatas automatically stereotyped into the exploding type?
I lead a perfectly normal life on a shelf with my husband and my children and my pet alligator, and I've never once been hit with a baseball bat by a blinded child. HOWEVER, because I am kind and considerate, I shall tell you what lies beneath my paper mache.
The doctor took an xray of my left hoof when it was bumped during shipping, and I didn't get to look at it very much, but it seems my body is filled with whipped cream and an infinite supply of jalapeno peppers.
I hope this helps to break your stereotypical views of pinatas.
~Foggilamotash
This letter was sent to me by an uncle when I asked the same question on national television.
Hope it helps!
2006-10-15 05:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by Iambe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood and guts. I'd be a Halloween Pinata :)
2006-10-15 05:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keystone Light Beer
The National Enquirer
generic cigarettes
Velveeta
hair bleach
press on nails (french manicure kind...they're classy)
Daisy Duke shorts
a "Be-Dazzler"
"Cops" box set on VHS
ticket stubs for BonJovi, tractor pulls and WWF matches
"Cream Of Mushroom Soup" cookbook
Franklin Mint "Elvis's Life On Plates" collection
Autographed photo of me and Jerry Springer taken after appearing on his show.
Corn Nuts
Paperbacks of every book on "Oprah's Book Club" list (NEW! Never read!)
6 carat "Diamonique" engagement ring from my third ex-fiance
Paternity results for three of my baby daddies
Spinners from my Pacer
A "Clapper"
"Fouie", "Bior", "Lendi", "Shantell" and "Looney & Dourke" purses
"Country Buffet" frequent diner card
2006-10-15 06:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarin Gas. or that white powder poison that when you touch it
you die. I can't think of the name right now. But didn't want to
miss an opportunity to answer.
Anthrax , that's it.
2006-10-15 09:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Krimlazoo,
I'd be a hot air balloon & doobie's galore would come out of me!
Have a good day! :0)
2006-10-15 05:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by dousmokedoobies69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Candy and little presents and surprises. I'd be good at that.
2006-10-15 05:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for 1 y even ask that question lol its stupid and if it were me it would be chocolate white chocolate cause its my faverite and dont get the wrong idea JUST white chocolate
2006-10-15 05:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by !!David!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought pinattas had candy in them.
2006-10-15 05:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by mallettminx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
starburst and hershey bars with almonds
( I know thats a wierd mix)
2006-10-15 05:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by Esme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all types of chocolates in the world!
2006-10-15 05:46:31 · answer #11 · answered by Margaret 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋