Why do my husband's farts smell so utterly awful?

Question

And why does he find it funny?

Answer 1

Its caused through eating too much of the wrong foods , also men never grow up I know I have 2 Bro's a Son 4 Grandsons LOL

Answer 2

Have you tried changing his diet-if his farts smell utterly awful,then he must be eating utterly awful food,and of course farts are funny,everyone farts,without exception!

Answer 3

Nitrogen is the primary gas released. Methane and hydrogen, lesser components, are flammable, and so flatus is susceptible to catching fire. Not all humans produce flatus that contains methane. For example, in one study of the feces of nine adults, only five of the samples contained bacteria capable of producing methane[9]. Similar results are found in samples of gas obtained from within the rectum. The gas released during a flatus event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, to omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats. Flatulence odor can also occur when there is a number of bacteria and/or feces in the anus while being expelled. A small amount of solid or liquid fecal matter in fine particulate aerosol form may also be expelled, and included, along with flatulence.


So the fart is smelly is because of the presence of sulpur gases (which is mildly poisonous) which is caused by over-consumption oof eggs and beans.

And why he finds it funny is because he has a bad sense of humor.

Answer 4

becasue like a lot of uncouth poeple hes an ignornat dirty pig???? alter his diet if it stinks too much - and explain the smells makes you gag - so this is a suitable altyerntaive -til he goes outside to squeeze cheese

Answer 5

Do your farts smell like roses?

Answer 6

Eggs

Answer 7

His farts are made up of what YOU feed him. Maybe that's why he finds them funny, because YOU are creating them.

Answer 8

Farting is apparently very funny......personally I have failed to get the joke, but I suppose there are worse things to laugh at!!!! Try feeding him cloves!!!

Answer 9

I don't know how old you are........but ALL men find it funny ! His diet is the thing that's contributing to the smell. Any sort of beans will do it....also onions, garlic, and god knows what. LOL

Answer 10

try changing his diet.or even better use a cork up his bum,or for a greener outlook use the gas to power your Central heating that way you can save on your bills as well