When I worked at Home Depot, a really hot girl walked right up to me and asked me "Do you have any **** for a crack I have?" When I got over my shock and asked what she wanted she said, "I have a crack in my tub and I was wondering if you had any ****." Then I got it! "Ah, Chalking!" I said. Then you could literally see the light bulb come on and she was really embarresed.
The **** are c o c k.
2006-10-14 21:23:01 · 3 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
i think what you are talking about is caulking, right? hahahaha that happened to one of my friends too! He works at home depot also, but he took it to another level, it was an old lady asking for it, and she asked him, which one is better, the white caulk or the black caulk? he was like well it depends what kind of caulk you need, have you tried them both? she was like no, which one is thicker? will that matter? (hahahaha!) he was like, it depends where you are going to put it. but maybe you should try the black one because it might be thicker and you might like the way it spreads everything out. . . and so on and so on. He was keeping a straight face but people around were laughing, the old lady didnt get it, she just kept on asking questions about 'caulk'! hahahahahaha
2006-10-14 21:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Esme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
back in highschool there was a retard who tried to shoot m & m's into a girls butt crack.This was girl was kinda chubby and shes white.All 10-15 of us guys were just snickering...and the girls on the other side were staring back at our table...unsure what to say or do.He kept missing, but he hit her a few times..i think she finally noticed...and got up and left.Its mean but i was laughing soo hard cause he was such a retard.
2006-10-15 04:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by chesscrazz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kim Jong kidnap actress one time,
When having food with actress, Kim Jong fart
Kim Jong say "excuse me" and go clean pants.
2006-10-15 04:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by justaguess 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋