2006-10-14 19:59:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is without a doubt a day that will change your life....forever. No trust me. I would not stear you wrong. For today I'm going to introduce to you, today and today only, the "Chatless Answer!" I know I know.....it's hard to believe. But today we are going to show the world how YOU can compose an answer withOUT being chatty. Impossible you say? Watch and be amazed!
Beanie wienies are a staple military food. Franks and beans? So most men of the military understand how necessary this can be in their lives. JUST as most WOMEN crave the same sort of staple, just maybe not in a food form.
Ukranian grandmothers are under-appreciated. We shall start a campaign to remedy that immediately.
What scares you most about yourself? Well Molly, that would have to be my photographic memory. Only to be changed later to : "Well Ginger, that would have to be my photographic memory." Ginger just wanted to acknowledge Molly's brief but memorable presence. :)
TA DA!!!! All this and more.... and what does it cost you? No less than 10 points. What a bargain!
(not sold in retail or online markets. not to be sold seperately)
2006-10-15 00:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
more of mashed and mangled than sliced and diced. I guess most like an old timey "Timex" watch commercial, you know "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" Way back in the sixties, before your time I guess, they would run the watches over with trucks or attach them to boat anchors and drop them from helicopters, etc., and then show the watch still running after the "Timex torture test" Kind of how I feel sometimes.
2006-10-15 03:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have to be one of these prop up chairs that automatically lift you up so you can stand.
Of course I would alter the mechanism so it could fling people to the other side of the room.
Sort of like an in-house roller coaster ride.....lol
This chair would come with a camera so the histerical results could be viewed on America's funniest videos.
I know....I'm not a nice person.....lol
2006-10-15 13:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was a informercial i would advertise myself as a sex-free date sorta thing. like the wedding date. everyone says im pretty so yeah thats all i can think of
2006-10-15 03:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by mel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slice and dice!
2006-10-15 03:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by !kyradarkmoon! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋