what are the most obvous song lyrics you have heard?

Question

In Eskimo Joe's new song 'Sarah'; the lyrics are 'Sarah, won't you tell me your name'. Um if they knew her name was Sarah why are they asking what her name is?

Answer 1

Purple Jesus is a red neck drink that turns a sweet girl into a raving lunatic- Greta Gaines

Purple Jesus is volka and grape cool aid. Swap "Purple Jesus" with "volka" and there you get the "duh" factor.