First of all....He always looks like a monkey so why spend money on a costume....he has a permanent one on his face.
Secondly, id tell him he could have candy if he went on the air resigned his presidency and admited to being a crack dealer and then jumped off the empire state building....then just maybe....i would give him a nice big GOFUCKYOURSELF bar.
2006-10-14 18:56:47
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answered by aqurious_chic06 2
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If he was to knock on my door I would do the unthinkable (mainly things the I would get arrested or shot for). I would give him a 1st grade grammar and language arts text book and he would be dressed up as Osama or a big giant oil tank.
2006-10-14 18:56:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Remember that little phrase in school used to remember musical scales?
Well here's what applies in this case:
Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge.
So I don't think he get's nothin!
I would put a penny in his pocket if I knew he wouldn't give it to Israel. I think he would probably dress up as a fighter pilot - he hasn't done that since he deserted on his National Guard unit.
2006-10-14 18:56:17
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answered by Fun and Games 4
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I think he'd be dressed up like himself, but Dick Cheney would have his hand up Bush's backside, working the mouth. As to what I'd give him - how about a hard time like he's given everybody else?
2006-10-14 18:54:53
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd talk to him about the stuff he's done and the current state of world affairs. He'd be dressed as...himself!
2006-10-14 18:56:07
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answered by [Insert Cool Name Here] 5
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Dressed as a Jackass!
And I would poke him in the Eye with a Blunt Stick!!Lol
2006-10-14 18:54:12
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answered by J. Charles 6
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I would give him the best candy I could find then I would ask him for one of those high paying federal jobs. If he gave it to me I would not care how he was dressed.......He would be Santa Claus.
2006-10-14 18:58:48
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answered by barrettins 3
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I wouldn't answer the door. He would have a devil costume on... in other words, he would be dressed up as himself. It also makes sense he is trick or treating, he is after all a small boy.
2006-10-14 18:55:42
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answered by KatGuy 7
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He'd be dressed as Barbara. And I'd throw a book at him/her.
2006-10-14 18:54:11
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm dressed up as NOT George Bush, thank you
2006-10-14 18:54:10
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answered by I am NOT George Bush 4
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