The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his a$s, grabbed the 80 bucks, and w
2006-10-14 18:30:31 · 20 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
and went home did i do the right thing???
2006-10-14 18:30:57 · update #1
you are my hero!!!! I love you that was so awesome!!!!....I laughed so hard my stomach ached....the only problem I have with that is,I'm not one of your friends, I wish I was there, you are great .....really.. it wasn't wrong that you did that. it was brilliant!!!
2006-10-14 18:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a list of things unfortunately. I recently started trying to change my life as it is a mess. I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety. But I guess I have kind of gone off the point now lol. The top 3 things that I would like to change about my self would be.... 1. I need to learn to be more patient. 2. I need to stop apologizing for everything. If I haven't done anything wrong no need to apologize. 3. Stop dwelling on the small things and things in the past. Let things go and just roll with the punches. I could go on and on, but you only asked for 3 lol. Now how about you?
2016-05-22 03:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, um, this guy made $80 in about 3 minutes with your dumb friend and you took that from him to impress you stupid friends, is that the right thing? no, are you really that dumb, maybe he should go to your job and steal from you, and humiliate you. that would be a good move on his part. i hope he does come to your work and try to impress his friends, they're probably not as easily pleased but pretty theft, so i hope he gets creative!
2006-10-14 18:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by alltheanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke people. No it didn't really happen. You think someone would actually pull out their ATM and swipe it in someone's butt crack!! LOL
2006-10-14 18:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by brat789456 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a goofy thing to do. Good for a laugh. But the dancer deserves something. After all, he is working to make a living!!
2006-10-14 18:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by kuku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!:) that really made my day. that is hilarious!!!!!! no that was not right though because you took his tips that he...........he.......earned from doing.......well whatever he was doing. you get the point. let me put it this way, if you had a birthday pin on that had money would you like it if someone gave you a 100 dollar bill and then someone else comes up to you and takes that money and gives you an i owe you? probably not.
2006-10-14 20:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your juster was cute, however, the dancer did deserve the $80 bucks that were given to him.
2006-10-14 18:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Special Event 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That was impressive! I would have left the money with whomever manages the place. I'm surprised you got to keep it. But, You really are something!
2006-10-14 18:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you're not. Feel sorry for you. You should give those 80$ to the poor or some kids in the thirld world country. Or buy other things that please you
2006-10-14 18:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by waterpure2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unbelievable, there's no way they let you out of a club with a dancers money.
2006-10-14 18:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by TiffGoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋