Is it wrong to tell kids that Santa's sleigh was accidentally shot down over the Iraqi no-fly zone?

Answer 1

depends on The kid. I tell my kids that the ice cream truck is out of ice cream if the music is playing. I told my son yesterday that The older kids on Barney are not on th show anymore because Barney eats them when they reach a certain age. Wrong is not as wrong as being an uptight asshole with no sense of humor.

Answer 2

Yes it is wrong what the heck is wrong with you? you can make up a story that is less scary like Rudolph's nose blew out so he can't lead the sleigh through the snow and no other reindeer can guide the sleigh except him.

Answer 3

LMAO....oh Hell no! That's gotta be done once in a while. You remember I sent a link to that book of lies to tell small children? There's a second volume out (see the link below)

EG: Penguins are just lying about not being able to fly. Throw one off a rooftop and you'll see.

If you swallow enough bubble gum, you can blow a really good bubble out of your butt...

You have to take whatever chances you get to mess with kids' minds. It's the only thing that makes up for their teenage years.

Answer 4

This year the troops are having Venison.One year after the Dear hunt, my Uncle took us kids out to the Black smiths shop to show us Santa's Rain Dear,And there hanging from the ceiling were 8 white tailed buck's.OK. That wasn't funny, but that's what happened. That was in 1965.

Answer 5

You could also tell them that Frosty was bought by Wendy's and thats whats in their dessert and Rhudolf was flying and was shot down because he was mistaken for a nuclear missile from North Korea, keep thinking, I am sure you can come up with more stories for the rest of the holidays as well!

Answer 6

once you carry a skinny strip of newpaper on your hand and wave it lower back and forth, the paper will flutter around horazontally at the back of your hand because of fact the air gets below it because of stream of your hand. santas sled could artwork the comparable way, the reindeer could be shifting so rapid the air currants could in simple terms enhance it as much as boot, whether there become no such ingredient as air currants, santa has flying ******* reindeer! im fairly specific he ought to apply magic to maintain the sleigh up

Answer 7

Are you kidding???? You can't tell small children things like that!! They don't understand the difference between telling a joke and just be plain mean!!! You would be lying to your kids. Yes, we tell them there is a Santa Claus, but that's all a part of being a child. When they are old enough to understand the truth about Santa and who really is Santa then tell them. And if you feel you must tell them that, wait till they're at least 13 or older!!! Please don't be mean and crush their anticipation of Santa!!

Answer 8

Um, I'd say, "Yeah."

Kids who still believe in Santa (at any age) want magic and mystery.

They are not yet ready for politics, and cold, hard ugly truths.

Tell 'em Santa had trouble with his PayPal account, and the presents are going to be a bit late this year! ;-))

Answer 9

What is wrong with you, do you enjoy inflicting pain on small children? What happens when your kid goes to school and tell all the other kids that Santa is dead? You will have a lot of angry parents at your door.

Answer 10

Go for it.

Santa Clause was not a part of my youth, but there was a popular song in the 20's called "Sandy McPherson, the tightest man in town".

In the song he stays up with the children until after midnight on Christmas Eve, then says "Well go to bed my kiddies for Santa Clause is dead!"