I'm a paramedic. There's a fat guy that works with us and he has a habit of leaving his dirty clothes on the floor of the ambulance right behind the driver/passenger seats after he takes a shower in the bunkroom. A couple of times we even found his big tightie-whities there. Well, we were all pissed off and grossed out by this. One day another medic bought a package of huge tightie-whities and was going to leave a pair on the ambulance for my partner to find. To make it especially bad, he rubbed a chocolate bar in the seat and used a yellow highlighter to make a pee stain. We draped them over the captain's chair, right behind the stretcher. Then we just waited for my partner to come out and do the daily equipment check. For about 9 seconds she was furious, but she caught on pretty quickly. You really had to be there, but oh God, was it funny to watch her find those drawers.
2006-10-14 16:30:25
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answered by Anonymous
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During highschool a group of us got even with a bully who was notorious for scooping up his dog's mess and throwing it at people's cars, etc.
We found out that the insensitive prick was leaving town to visit family for two weeks and decided to throw a party at his place.
Long story short, he lived in the country, a conversation was started where it was mentioned that you could lead a cow upstairs but not down.
Being in Iowa, there was no shortage of cows, being in the country we had access to some. Being as we had nothing better to do we decided to test the theory and brought one in. Not a large one mind you, but big enough.
Despite the creaking of the stairs and the threat of the floor collapsing we got it up there.
Rather than find out how difficult getting it down was we decided we didn't care.
After filling the bathtub up with water so it had something to drink and leaving some food piled high on the bed we simply left.
What happened afterwards I don't know- I've asked while visiting the old neighborhood but all anyone can do is laugh maniacally about it...
Putting babypowder in my sister's blowdryer when I was a kid was a good one too.
The most recent was on Easter. We had gone to Walmart last year and purchased a very large number of dye kits.
This year we broke into the local chickenhouse and dyed a bunch of eggs in the middle of the night.
Every single one of us heard about it the next day as this place is one of the primary employers in the area.
Any effort by the authorities to obtain information at the stores went nowhere because we had obtained the supplies necessary to do it the year before.
Needless to say, whenever the subject is brought up all we can do is respond with maniacal laughter.
2006-10-14 23:47:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Oooh... it wasn't me... my boyfriend decided to play a prank on ME by putting saran wrap on the inside of the toilet, then putting the seat down... so when I eventually sat on the toilet... well, you get the picture. The only thing was this... my MOM got pranked instead of me... cuz she got there first...boy was she mad!!! But it was hilariously funny on both counts of my mom getting pranked and my boyfriend getting in trouble for it!!
2006-10-14 23:27:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Have you ever played Pursey? You take a purse, and put fishing line tied to it, and put it in the middle of the road, hiding a ways back, when someone stops to open their door, and reaches down to grab it, you pull it back real fast.
Another, is we took a mannequin and dressed it up and laid it beside the road, that was not too cool, a guy stopped and was pissed, we really scared him, didn't do that again.
2006-10-14 23:31:38
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answered by Anonymous
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I was sleeping over a friends house, and we put shaving cream on her banister, so that whoever walked down the stairs would get it all over their hand. Then, when they would go to the sink to wash it off (she had the kind of sink that has the spare gun, that you can use to shoot) the spout would shoot them in the face. (we tied a rubber band around the trigger so it was always on.) It ended up that her Dad falled for it, and it was so funny.
2006-10-14 23:27:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Well one time me and my brothers put dog crap in a paper bag and sat it on my principles desk. But we got caught cause some idiot (my brother) had his name on his lunch bag cause my mom would always get his and my sisters mixed up and it turns out thats the bag he filled with dog crap and sat on the principles desk. He is so dumb!!!!! And then he told the principle that my other brother and I helped him do the sh.it. I know how retarted is that!!!!!! Then another prank I did was with my smart brother. We decided to put plastic wrap across a door frame and call my stupid brother in to the room and he totally smacked into the plastic wrap. IT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
2006-10-14 23:32:43
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answered by Chaysee 3
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In 7th grade on april 1 we went to school at 4 am (one of the girls dad was a janitorand we stole his keys) and turned everything upside down. Desks, posters, flags, books(library took the longest), computers ...ect
It was awsome...we never got caught...lol
2006-10-14 23:30:20
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answered by Anonymous
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I was dog/house-sitting for some friends of mine while they were on vacation. The day they came back I short-sheeted their bed. They came home and we hung out for a while. I bade them good night and left. When I got home, there were three msgs. on my answering machine. The first one I got cussed out. The next two they were laughing their arses off.
2006-10-14 23:28:53
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answered by The Baron 3
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Was standing in a rest room with a bunch guys doing my job at the casino and looked over at one of the guys and said..."I sure hate coming into this place". When he answered why, I told him it was because that's where all the a**holes hung out.
2006-10-14 23:27:18
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answered by AL 6
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In HS (back in the day) I had a girl who was my arch enemy. So, on "Secret Admirer's" Day, I sent her a note saying I was a shy guy and was madly in love with her and sent her some chocolate in a tiny plastic sandwich bag.
The dumb witch ate it, I later found out, and spent the entire afternoon in the girls' toilet!
Ha! I got the last laugh...
2006-10-14 23:29:24
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answered by ♪ Brunette Latina ♫ 5
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