If you could change your gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?

Question

Let's keep it clean, please. I am curious, what would you do; if you are female, would you want to see what men are really saying about women. If you are a male, would you want to experience giving birth?

Answer 1

I think it is obvious the first thing that would have to happen.
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Answer 2

If I could become male I would first of all go to the toilet standing up! Oh wouldn't that be lovely ladies, not to have to sit on a cold toilet seat in the dead of winter except for one reason as opposed to every single time freezing your touche off.