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This is another of my sister's friend's questions:
Who would win in a battle? Ninjas or pirates and why???

2006-10-14 14:55:49 · 17 answers · asked by t g 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting Adolescent

My sister's friend says the pirates should train their monkeys to be ninjas, then the monkeys can attack the ninjas for them, because pirates are incompetent!

2006-10-14 15:06:39 · update #1

17 answers

Ninjas would win, and kill all the pirates. Then, they would be adrift in the ship, unable to sail it to land, and they would all die of starvation. So, who really wins?

2006-10-14 15:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jonas_J 2 · 0 0

Ninjas. Because they are trained with such discipline that to be deteceted is almost unheard of. Pirates just smash in take what the want and move on to the next victim leaving trails of disaster where as a Ninja does not. And to follow the tracks of a Ninja. Just try it and see how far you get. lol

2006-10-14 22:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 0 0

If you mean a seabattle, it would be a pirate. If you mean a sword battle, it would be a pirate. If you mean a face off it would be a pirate, as they have guns.
If it was just who could kill who, the ninja is an assassin and would kill the pirate before the pirate knew anything about it.

So in a 'battle' the pirate would be the victor.

2006-10-14 21:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pirates would win by Fargh! They would be able to dodge that ninja throwing stargh!

2006-10-14 21:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by TrainerMan 5 · 0 0

Ninjas would win because pirates don't know anything but sword play and ninjas know sword play,numchucks throwing stars and a lot of foot and hand moves

2006-10-14 22:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Rhonda S 1 · 0 0

ninjas, because they are trained to hit and dodge every move and pirates are kinda just like monkeys even if i like them better =/

2006-10-14 21:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by sogullablegurly 3 · 0 0

Ninjas obviously. Nah, not pirates. They jus sound and look scary.

2006-10-14 21:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Sk8erGurl 3 · 0 0

Ninjas!!! They're much swifter and well-trained. Unless the pirates are hot... lol

2006-10-14 21:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ninjas...................is quick n silent move. Pirates only got 1pair of eyes 2 see. Lol

2006-10-14 21:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ninjas. Because they are smarter.

2006-10-14 21:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sac Sub 3 · 0 0

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