2006-10-14 13:31:12 · 7 answers · asked by Kitty 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
lol theres alot like this..
Person: You want a piece of me??
Comeback: No honey, i want the whole thing!
Person: Bring it!
Comeback: Ding-Dong Its brought!
Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know...
You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!
Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
You: With luck, yes
Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought
Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...
You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
Yeah, but your parents don't count...
How many people work in your office?
About half of them
Brother: I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers
You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.
2006-10-14 13:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by mandaa11 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Winston Churchill, at a party or some kind of soiree, had occasion to tell a titled lady that she was 'ugly'.
She replied, "You, Sir, are drunk". Winnie's comeback was, "Yes, but tomorrow I will be sober - and you will still be ugly".
OR
Critic says, " It's a total disaster. No plot, the story is a total rip-off of a dime novel flop and the acting is rotten. It's a four-finger-down-the-throater". Movie producer answers, "Just give it to me straight - don't sugar-coat it, Baby."
2006-10-14 15:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ooh... What got here approximately? replaced into there an earthquake once you were____ (made, born, etc.) "Who might p.c. to hold close out with somebody so dorky?" "i would be dorky, yet a minimum of whilst i wade by using a crowd no person yells 'look out, extensive load coming by using!'" How ya like them apples? Sumo San noted as, he needs his @$$ hollow decrease back. "do away with head from sphincter, thenchronic!" (10 issues I Hate approximately You) do no longer permit _____ see him/her. She/He virtually rapes something that strikes. Ahh! stop raping me inclusive of your eyes! Ya won't be in a position to rape the prepared! :D
2016-12-26 19:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman was kicking her husband out of the house for cheating... while she was throwing his stuff out, he yelled, Im Im having a heartattack, and grabs his chest. She replies.." youll be stone cold ,stiff and stinkin before I call you an ambulance! The man gets up and takes off in his car! That was funny.
2006-10-14 13:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by luv2bawifenmom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man walking in park sees a woman walking a dog. The man says "That's a funny looking pig you have there". The woman sneers at him and said "This is a dog you idiot!" The man says "I was talking to the dog".
2006-10-14 13:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by donronsen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone is complaining and yelling about something , wait till they are done , then say calmly , So tell me how you really feel ?
2006-10-14 13:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Sir are drunk
You madam are ugly - but in the morning I will be sober!
2006-10-14 13:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋