What would they ask for?
My thoughts:
Democrats would ask for a spine
Republicans would ask for a heart
Libertarians would ask for a voice
Communists would ask for a soul
Socialists would ask to give the other parties an equal and fair gift
2006-10-14 11:32:22 · 8 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
No real answer but I enjoyed your analogy.
2006-10-14 11:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ashcroft would have been the Tin-Man
El Presidente would have been the Scarecrow
Rumsfield would be the Lion
Cheney would be the Wizard
Rice would be Toto
Laura Bush would be Glinda the Good Witch
Pelosi would be the Wicked Witch
Hastert, Delay, and Lott would have been the Lollipop Guild
Kennedy would be a Guard for the Witch... Yooo eee oooo....
Dorthy would be the Bush Twins
2006-10-14 18:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by mariner31 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about the political parties, but I think most
Americans would ask for a tornado to lift away DC,
so we could start over.
2006-10-14 18:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by Calee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Us democrats want to be socialists, the true progressive party...the party of Pelosi , Kennedy and Reid.
2006-10-14 18:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tofu Turd 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And you, Tofu would ask Abraham to send Lazarus over with a thimbleful of water to cool your tongue in your agony. OOPS, sorry. No can do. Burn on, Tofu, burn on!!
2006-10-14 18:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Socialists would ask that they be relieved of their resentment toward people that don't work, but have the same size television. Cute though.
2006-10-14 18:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by MEL T 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Republicans would ask for integrity and relief from being greedy.
2006-10-14 19:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
2006-10-14 18:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by FeelgoodII 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋