For me ..Silent Hill... iv spent , 160minites of my life watching a film with no meaning ...no story . no "High Point ".... What was this film about ...im phucking lost... this film must have cost Millions to make , but its total Bollocks...... Sean Bean was just a "Stand-in"...this bloke was 007' s Enemy for puck sake....
I hope the Directctor made some money from this film .... i only hope the £4.00 i payed was for some good "Coke" cos he needs it..nuff said.
2006-10-14 11:02:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I don't know, the Austin Powers films are pretty bad....
2006-10-14 11:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Joker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Company of Wolves. It is a Neil Jordan film and I know he's Irish and he did The Crying Game and some think he's a genius...but...this film is the greatest load of tripe that has ever been made. I knew on the way in, when I saw the special effects peoples' names in ten ft capitals and the actors in microscopic print, on the poster, that I was in trouble. It was about Red Riding Hood and the Wolf and was about awakening sexuality, supposed to be. God, it was brutal! Ive never heard of it since and it hasn't even been put on telly. For that I say thank God. I'd rather spend the night in the company of real wolves than have to sit thro that film again.
2006-10-14 18:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel Maria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Narnia: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe is the only film I've ever felt like walking out on. The kids in that film are the most annoying kids I've ever seen. Granted the battle scene at the end isn't bad, but the rest of the film is excrutiating. Also, I'm not high and mighty, I don't get Napolean Dynamite, so I thought it was the biggest pile of...tosh, I've ever seen.
2006-10-14 18:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by onceuponatimeinhull 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Sword and the Dragon --first wide-screen, color, stereo picture made in the Soviet Union. Cast of tens of thousands, not counting thousands of horses. So bad you can't stay awake. A Russian folk tale blown up into a preposterous, slow-moving, absurd production. Don't buy the video or CD. But! But! You'll laugh yourself hoarse if you get the "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" version with Joel and the 'bots.
Dishonorable mention: "Beach Blanket Bingo" about nerdy "surfers" featuring starlets who never made it. So bad I can't make fun of it.
So bad you'll laugh: the early 1930's Buster Krabb seriels in which he plays "Flash Gordon."
2006-10-14 18:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found that the biggest waste of my life was watching Stigmata.
I was in a club in manchester and they were playing silent hill on the screens, it didn't look any better without sound.
2006-10-14 18:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by onetruekev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Night at McCools. utter bollox! I only watched it because it had liv tyler in it. Then I got it, the joke was on the paying audience. The film was about a group of men who went way off beam because they fancied liv tyler. clever idea, but still a crap film.
2006-10-14 18:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jacksons Moonwalker, utter bolux.
2006-10-14 18:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by Hairybolux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enigma with Kate Winslet, I only went to see it because the BF wanted to go, I was sooooo bored that I fell asleep!
Wooden acting and terrible story.
2006-10-14 18:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by cookiemonster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only film I have ever walked out of is the X Files film. Explosion? Good. Film? Dull as shite.
2006-10-14 18:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scooby Doo! Sh*te!
2006-10-15 06:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zazie dans le metro by Louis Malle. Was forced to watch it in French class, to sum up, a quote from a fellow French student while watching: "I actually want to kill myself"
2006-10-14 19:19:28 · answer #11 · answered by iwalkalonelyroad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋