Ole Ernie has always been a pretty good dog. Except when he craps on the poker table. But ever since I had him shaved., he's been acting real strange. Every time I go to sleep, there's Ole Ernie pounding away on me. I wouldn't mind so much but he's a pretty big dog. And I mean that he's manly big. He don't do it to my girlfriend or my wife. Just me. My friend Curly said that Ole Ernie was on the low down. That don't make sense. I got the bed off the floor. When he got shaved, did that make him "that way"? When his hair grows back will he be the same as before? Right now, I'm afraid to use the peanut butter thing. And I'm not sleeping too well.
2006-10-14 08:51:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, John. Lock the girlfriend and the wife in the bathroom. Tie Ole Ernie to a post. I'll hump you like you have never been humped before. And I have already been shaved.
2006-10-14 08:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by sweetsweetanne4 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The canine is in all probability in season and finding for a mate. in case you have your very own canine or odor like yet another canine that is why. canine hump whilst they play each and every from time to time too, according to probability it basically likes you. As somebody else suggested it replaced into in all probability additionally showing dominance over you. basically flick its nostril to get it to stop, yet undergo in strategies there's a good line between abuse and coaching it no.
2016-12-26 19:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet you stayed awake all night thinking up this story.
2006-10-14 08:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a domination thing. He thinks he's the boss over you.
2006-10-14 08:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by jmcafamily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude am pishin ma self laffin here, LMFAO
Sorry lolololol
2006-10-14 09:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needs a mate
2006-10-14 08:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you step in
2006-10-14 11:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's need a help!
2006-10-14 10:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you're so sexy..duh!
2006-10-14 08:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by i4ever_2009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's in heat.
2006-10-14 08:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋