2006-10-14 08:17:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
that it's impolite to poke people in the butt without asking first
2006-10-14 08:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by tony r 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First dude great question and your airplane thing great!!!! Really made me think what would i show an alien first I thought how to deep fry a hot dog, but then after thinking about you saying paper airplane, i thought more. I would show them Charades. I think that any culture or life form would get a kick out of Charades. Or the art of stacking cards card houses not stacking the deck. Great question would think you would have gotten better answers.
2006-10-14 15:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Casca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The English language.
2006-10-14 19:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The art of the practical joke. I would achieve this by sending them round to Tom Cruise's pad and telling his misses that epidurals are very much supported in the Alien community.
2006-10-14 15:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by hottotrot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would teach an alien that human beings have an inner evil that destroys all, but at the same time i would too demonstrate that we can show a twisted form of compassion to all living creatures.
2006-10-14 15:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by cda_k9 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would teach the alien culinary arts and a variety of general domestic house type chores. Then I'd make it my personal slave.
2006-10-15 09:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by paganvegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should think that if there are any aliens out there that they know everything there is to know about our existence because they have probably be watching us for centuries. If one did get through to me without being blasted into oblivion by Mr Bush and his like-minded cronies, I would show him/her/it? that although I was inwardly very afraid and wary of him/it I was doing my best not to show it and to welcome him into my home by offering him a cup of tea.
2006-10-14 15:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd teach them about my (rampant) rabbit in the hope that if our technology is really that far behind theirs, they would show me the next stage of the rabbit because it's got to be out there somewhere.........
2006-10-14 15:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would explain to them why they should leave the awful planet, never return, and take me with them. Then I'd teach them how to juggle -- if they had suitable appendages.
2006-10-17 17:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by karlrogers2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is there to teach them? They created this world.
2006-10-14 15:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by Hugo V 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lets teach him to play the beverly hillbillies on a banjo
2006-10-15 21:40:55 · answer #11 · answered by artcherman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋