2006-10-14 05:56:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Homer - "Kids would you please leave the room? FFFF"
Flanders - "That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard"
2006-10-14 06:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
there is two
one where homer was attacked by a bear and is scared of the bear products
Homer:are you a care bear?
Bear:no, i am an intensive care bear
Homer:why does a bear need a crowbar?
Bear:i dont like to get my hands dirty
and the episode where Homer got his license revoked
Lisa:why dont you take public transportation dad?
Homer:public transportation? pfff....public transportation is for bums and lesbians
2006-10-14 13:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moe in Lie detector test (Who shot Mr. Burns 2)
Police: Did you swear any grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe:No (lie detector buzz). Alright maybe I did but I didnt shoot him I swear...(beep)
Police:Checks out, ok sir youre free to go.
Moe:Good, coz I got a hot date tonight (buzz), a date (buzz), dinner with friend(buzz), dinner alone(buzz), watching tv alone (buzz). Alright! Im gonna sit down and olgle the ladies in their Victoria Secret catalog (buzz). (Ashamed)Sears Catalog (beep).
Now will you unhook this already please?! I dont deserve this kind of snabby treatment (buzz)
2006-10-14 13:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by daydream♥believer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson (on being 'volunteered' to do some missionary work): "I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus!"
2006-10-14 13:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by rrmorris45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(at the BMV)
Patty: My name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do good I use this green pen, when you do bad I use the red one. Any questions?
Otto: Yeah, one -- were you always a chick? I mean, you WERE born a dude, right? You can tell me... I'm open-minded!
Patty: (dropping the green pen) I won't be needing THIS!
2006-10-14 15:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by northernbornsoutherner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer is the CAUSE and SOLUTION of all of life's problems~HOMER SIMPSON
2006-10-14 13:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody loves the DOH!!
2006-10-14 13:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by karaktergurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It never hurts to have a second set of prints"
2006-10-14 13:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Bullwinkle Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
• D'oh! •
2006-10-14 13:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Soprano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D'OH!!
2006-10-14 13:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by babyN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋