2006-10-14 05:55:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
2006-10-14 23:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by carpau0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie to Brian, regarding staying at the Taj Mahal rather than inside their recently-dead camel:
"I don't know; once you Feng Shui the organs it's really quite nice."
2006-10-14 05:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by World Famous Neffer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The song that Peter sings in the episode of Petoria, "Can't touch me"
2006-10-14 06:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by My Head's Asleep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How Many Dirty Stinking Apes Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?"
-Peter
2006-10-14 06:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by Collier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter - "They ever show the count doin somebody in on Sesame Street?"
2006-10-14 06:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Diary.... Jackpot.
- from the Q man
2006-10-14 05:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from the christmas special where lois is trying to make brian wear his christmas sweater
lois "brian, its time put on our gay appearell"
brian "it doesn get much gayer than this"
2006-10-14 06:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The giant bug on the couch.
"Yes, yes."
2006-10-14 06:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by Liir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why don't you come down into my basement and have some popsicle?"
2006-10-14 06:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by Atroc!ty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I have a gift for you. It's in my diaper and no, its not a toaster!"
2006-10-14 06:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by daydream♥believer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋