A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice."
"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."
The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing."
2006-10-14 05:39:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks Miranda...without you this wouldn't have been possible!
2006-10-14 05:42:45 · update #1
lmao cute
2006-10-14 13:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL I really like your jokes.
2006-10-14 12:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your jokes
2006-10-14 12:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! may I use that one?
2006-10-14 12:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw.... yuck. But funny
2006-10-14 12:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-10-14 12:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sheila G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get it
2006-10-14 12:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-14 12:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-14 12:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by CrimsonH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-10-14 12:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋