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I don't think Satan will bring me anything for Christmas this year because I have been a naughty woman and sinned in the eyes of Dog.

2006-10-15 10:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 1 0

Oh the guy dressed in red? The one that makes little babies cry when they go near him? And the pointy head. With green goblins and eye-candy all around? why do his assistants always have to look like they stepped out of a playboy magazine?

2006-10-14 11:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0 0

A Man

2006-10-14 11:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing. I told Satan if i ever see his face again i'm going to hurt him so leave me the hell alone. i told him save the drama for your mama now put a egg in your shoe and beat it.

2006-10-15 23:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0 0

More sinful souls to gluttony
More actions to lusts
More fuel to anger
More wants for greed
More conquests to pride
More blings to envy...

Don't bring me sloth... that I cannot stand
And with sloth... I cannot achieve any of the above.

2006-10-14 11:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by lolitakali 6 · 0 0

Hot pockets.

And guilt.

He's always gotta bring the guilt, and it's never on my list.

2006-10-14 12:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0 0

As usual, my bloody Evil family!

Devils spurn the lot of them.

But hey, they're lots of fun!

2006-10-14 20:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0 0

maybe he'll bring me that lovely barman that hangs out around here, seeing as how they have the same horns and all.

or perhaps he'll bring me a knight in shining underwear...

I may never know.....

2006-10-14 11:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

an airifle and a space hopper

2006-10-14 11:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by sleepwalker69 6 · 0 0

I sure hope Santa is dyslexic.

2006-10-14 19:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

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