while in the checkout line at walmart someone cut most stinking fart i've smelled in my entire life and many

Question

of the shoppers got into another line,but since i was already at the cash register i stayed in line but the clerk close the line before checking me out and people think it was me that let the fart,how can i convince them that i did not do it?? I work with some of them and this is very embrassing and i'm not guility..

Answer 1

you can't be serious.

Answer 2

Ask them to come over India. The whole place stinks of the same. No one dare to ask. Good experience. They will not do it again. But it is bad manners to belittle a person in front of others. If in India u can file a suit saying that ur honour is at stake and u will certainly win the case though after 12 to 15 yrs and shop people have to cough up lot of money.

Answer 3

The harder you try, the more they will think it was you. The best you can do is just not mention it anymore and hope everyone forgets. If only everytime someone farted, a visible brown cloud came out of their butt. That would solve this problem.

Answer 4

that's what you get for shopping at Walmart! Stay out of that den of Satan and your fart problems are solved. As far as convincing your fellow workers goes, Invite them into a small unventilated room and let one fly and ask them to compare it to the one they smelled at Walmart

Answer 5

Just shout at the top of your voice - "Who let that stinking fart?".That should get a few red faces :)

Answer 6

lol

i cannot stop laughing

as far as "womens health", oh ya !
why's u farting out now behind the veil of anonymity
practice some musical farts, better than smelly farts
& gettin sick on embassment !

enuf of farts 4 today ... lol

Answer 7

their is no way you can convince them that it was not you but someone is somewhere laughing because you got the blame i would just hold my head up high and deny it to the end