Whats ur favorite?

Question

Nock Nock joke
or jokes that have to do with hair colors

~have any good ones~

Answer 1

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Answer 2

nock nock and knock knock not nock nock

knock knock
whoes there
orange
orange who
orange juice

Answer 3

blonde jokes:
A blonde walks into an appliance store. She asks the salesperson, "How much is that TV?" and he says "We don't sell to blondes."
She dyes her hair red, asks the same question, gets the same answer.
She dyes her hair brunette, asks the same question, gets the same answer. She says, "How the heck do you know I am a blonde???!???" The salesperson says, "Because thats not a TV, its a microwave.

A redhead goes to her doctor and says, "I'm broken. Everywhere I touch it hurts." She touches her knee and says OUCH! touches her arm and says OUCH! touches her head and says OUCH! The doctor says, "You aren't really a redhead, are you?" and she says yes, why? The doctor says, "Because your finger is broken."

Answer 4

jokes that have to do with hair colors... I haven't heard a knock knock joke in the longest!

Answer 5

My 3 year old son told me this one the other morning. . . .

Son: Knock Knock

Me: Who's there?

Son: Orange

Me: Orange Who?

Son: Orange you glad I didn't pee pee in the bed last night?!?!?

Answer 6

knocknock
who's there
gladiator
gladiator who
gladiator before the gangbang!