2006-10-14 04:05:19 · 13 answers · asked by justme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Here are some stephen lynch songs that are really fun about love
Country Love song
I made love to ya all night long
then i got up to write you a song
i watched ya sleep and i fell in love
ya must've been sent from heaven above
don't think you could never do no wrong
then you farted....
oh girl you farted..
first i thought that it was kinda cute
i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot
then came the smell came whoftin by
and brought a little tear drop to my eye
i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch
cause you farted...
you could make milk curdle
make your skin crawl
make the paint peal off of the wall
i won't sleep under the covers no more
since the hot winds blew from out your back door
baby, it sure has been a gas
but i can't live life in fear of your ***
so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
moved back to my house at the top of the hill
well old boy I guess its just you and me
then he farted.....
For the ladies
I kissed you on the cheek
“Good night my love” I say
You turned to me and smile
“A baby’s on the way.”
And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do
I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidently
Fell that flight of stairs
When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.
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Love Song
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.
But I don't have a hammer
And I dont have a ship
So I can't build a house
And we can't take a trip
And I'll never be a poet
Nor have the painter's grace
So I'll never write you a verse
Nor immortalize your face
And also I have herpes...
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And last.....
Classic Rock song
Classic Rock Song - Stephen Lynch
I get home late from work tonight
Baby, my body's achin'.
Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me
And the love that we'll be makin'.
So I chill the champagne
Light a candle or two
(Baby, all the things I'ma do to you)
I love you so much my little heart is breakin'.
Let's make love
Oh baby, let's make love
Your body fits me like a glove
So baby, let's make love
(Baby, let's make love, oooh yeah)
Baby let's make love, yeah, yeah, alright
Ain't nobody in the world
In love as we are.
Making love to you's like being inside a shooting star.
Now I'm in so deep, baby, we're groovin
(Love the way your body is movin')
Then I pull it out just a little bit too far
And I accidentally stick it in your butthole.
I put it in your butthole.
I swear that wasn't my goal
To put it all up in your bootyhole.
And I swear
I'll never do it again.
...Unless you kinda liked it.
2006-10-14 04:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by nitraine21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly love songs- Paul McCartney and Wings
SILHOUETTES- Herman's Hermits/The Rays
Love Rollercoaster- Chili Peppers
2006-10-14 04:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Lynda M ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Mayer has a live version of "your Body is a wonderland" that starts something like "This song should start out like one of those old Bobby Brown songs, you know, the dial tones...yo baby what's up girl, yo girl i was think i'd come over and we could take our relationship to the next level, and in the morning girl i'm going to poor you a bowl of count chocula and pull out the oat pieces out so it's just more marshmallow, cause that's how much i care about you girl, i would change out the marshmallow-oat ratio for you."
The song itself isn't all that funny, but the stuff he says cracks me up.
eminem's crazy in love is funny too
i have a weird sense of humour i suppose
2006-10-14 04:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by meera 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trash can's overflowing.
The bathroom sink is clogged.
& every room looks ransacked
as if I'd just been robbed.
Dirty dishes to the ceiling.
Dirty clothes dropped everywhere.
My whole damned life is backing up
since you're gone & I just don't care.
2: It's not like me to cherish
the junk you've left behind
or hold in such high reverence
the way things were one time.
And it's not my style for pining
or to wait for your return.
My whole damned life is backing up
& you'd think that I would have learned.
CHORUS:
Backing up, piling up, overflowing, too.
There's much more substance in my life
since I don't have you.
Backing up, piling up, overflowing, too.
There's much more substance in my life
since I'm without you.
3: Now, trash day's every Wednesday.
It's not that I forgot.
It's not that I'm not thinking.
I think of you a lot.
& I think of all the fun times,
all the places we had been.
My whole damned life is backing up
& I tend to just stay within.
CHORUS:
4: My neighbors haven't seen me.
They're not sure I'm alive.
Eviction notice posted.
Who cares if I survive?
& who cares what ever happened
to the love that we once had?
My whole damned life is backing up
& I don't think it's all that bad.
Copyright © 2000 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music
2006-10-14 04:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's What You Get When You Play A Country Song Backwards by Rascal Flatts.
You get your dog back, you get your house back, you get your first and second wives back.
Your front porch swing your pretty little thing your diamond ring and your bling bling bling.
2006-10-14 04:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frogs & Princes by Natasha Bedingfield
The in and out of dating got me all confused
I built up expectations and I'm feeling used
Seems that everybody's into fast food,
Everybody's into quick
I want some one to take the time fine dine and not rush it
Now it's nearly seven thirty, I'm slipping on a dress
I keep my fingers crossed, you're not like all the rest,
So when you come to pick me up come right to my door
Don't stay in your car and beep beep the horn
Baby I'm a hopeless romantic
You'll pick the sounds for the background to our drive into town
Baby don't be one of the traffic
Had too many nights with the wrong guys
Caught me at a red light
Tell me how many frogs do I have to kiss
Before I find my prince, before I find my prince
All you girls that are going through this
Tell 'em how it is, tell 'em how it is
Pull up to a premiere, red carpet good
You check my coat, get my chair, like I hoped you would
You're funny and your flirting is really working for me
But where it goes from here
Better wait and see
Baby I'm a hopeless romantic
You pick the view that we kiss to
Make me go ooo ooo
And baby it'll all turn out tragic
And you'll push for more
Back at my front door
More than I'm ready for
Tell me how many frogs do I have to kiss
Before I find my prince, before I find my prince
All you girls that are going through this
Tell 'em how it is, tell 'em how it is
Tell me how many frogs do I have to kiss
Before I find my prince, before I find my prince
All you girls that are going through this
Tell 'em how it is, tell 'em how it is
You gotta tip the waiter, that's how it works
You cant skip the starter and go straight to desert
You've gotta pop the cork before you taste the wine
Now make your mad dash for the finish line...up in a row cause the dating game is woah,
We get hooked up but the real shame is
Too much connection followed by rejection's
Gonna hurt a girl 'til she learns her lesson
Tell me how many frogs do I have to kiss
Before I find my prince, before I find my prince
All you girls that are going through this
Tell 'em how it is, tell 'em how it is
Tell me how many frogs do I have to kiss
Before I find my prince, before I find my prince
All you girls that are going through this
Tell 'em how it is, tell 'em how it is
Oh, yeah yeah
2006-10-14 04:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damnit i know this one song.
It's off the Grand Theft Auto "San Andreas"
Soundtrack.
i know some lyrics.
Louisiana woman mississipii man ..
and the mississipi river can't keep us apart .
some thing like that.
trust me that **** is some funny hill billy ****.
2006-10-14 04:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God and Greyhound by Roy Clark.
2006-10-14 04:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by meljhuff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know are getting answers with loads of answers but before u choose best one actually listen to this one its:
red hot chilli peppers-love rollercoaster
2006-10-14 04:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to listen to this one it is really fiunny and so is the video, listen to it on youtube, its free
Regina Spektor:
Fideltity
This one really isnt that funny but i still like it
Fleetwood Mac:
Silver Springs
2006-10-14 04:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Bridgette ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋