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He broke up with me,and my best friend asked him out as a joke.But now when she asks him why he asked me out he says he was just being stupid.

2006-10-14 04:03:05 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Brunette♥ 2 in Family & Relationships Friends

I think my best friend really does like him.She kept saying he was hot.She also seemed 2 like it when he licked his finger and stuck it up her skirt!I have no idea why I am friends with her.

2006-10-14 05:23:52 · update #1

Plz help me get back at them.I can't go out with his best friend because he is a total jack***.

2006-10-14 05:26:51 · update #2

15 answers

Tell everyone that both of you know that his penis is very very small. Tell them he is a minute man. Key his car. Tell his mother that he smokes meth. Tell his dad that he is gay. Slash his tires. Put sugar in his gas tank. Then, sit back and laugh.

2006-10-14 04:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by firestud2829 4 · 1 1

don't worry.
part of growing up and maturity is handling the breakup with aplomb.
he sounds immature to say that. maybe he doesn't know what to say or may be afraid you'll say something bad about him too.
if you want to know for sure, you could ask.
no matter what he says just say something generic "oh, he was nice but we just weren't a match."
... not enough in common etc..
no negatives.
you'll be the creme that rises to the top.no matter what the other person says.
and remember the next potential date may be listening to what you say too.
and you should learn to like yourself more. and how to have fun ,be happy without a date..if you do -you won't care about such things so much...
do some volunteer work or a hobby be good and happy and then also you have more odds of meeting better, decent guys too.
also that wasn't such a good joke..

2006-10-14 04:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by macdoodle 5 · 1 0

Well, I'm sorry but forget this guy.... What about your best friend.... That's where I think your real problem is... not this guy... who cares about him... he's out of your life... move on, you'll find better. But this person you call a best friend, you say it was a joke to ask this guy that humiliated you out... I think that's a BAD and sick joke. If I were you, I wouldn't fall for that, how do you know she didn't absolutely enjoy herself on this date?? or better... how do you know she doesn't have a crush on him, and took her chance to be with him for a night? Something is strange about that... You should think about it?

2006-10-14 04:40:14 · answer #3 · answered by Tania 2 · 0 0

I heard a saying long ago: "those who seek revenge need to dig two graves." Don't waste your time on revenge; it will only make you look bad.

Rather, look at this as a moment of revelation -- you now know what this guy is really like on the inside. Why waste your time on him?

2006-10-14 04:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by calledkevinalot 3 · 1 0

Find a really unattractive, over-sized, disturbed (i.e. stalking, crazy, talks like a sailor) girl and give her his number. Tell him he was great while you were dating and you know some relationships don't work out but would still like to be friends with no hard feelings. Then later say, Oh, I met this beautiful girl who I think you would be interested in going out with. She's sweet, funny, just your type. When he takes the bait. Fix him up with this REAL WINNER!!! You will have the last laugh.

2006-10-14 04:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 3 · 1 2

He likely has already had sex with you and when he does your friend she will be gone also. So, then both of you can seek revenge The best revenge is living well.

2006-10-14 04:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by kam_1261 6 · 0 0

Living well is the best revenge. Someone who's as dumb as this guy (he's dumb for saying what he said) is a person you ought not have in your life. What did you see in the turd, anyway?

2006-10-14 04:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by DelK 7 · 0 0

i would be mean and tell him off because he will felllike a total dumbass or you could go get your hair done and get a make over and you will look so beautifulhe would feel stupid for letting you go or you could make him jelous by dating his best friend.
good luck.

2006-10-14 04:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by soccersam522 3 · 0 0

Grow up... Does He seem like someone you really want?

2006-10-14 04:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Pink Cashmere 3 · 0 0

Sounds like you should turn the tables on him and say the same thing if anyone asks you why you dated him.

2006-10-14 04:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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