I am trying to fix my voicemal and I want to record a funny one any ideas? I already have one that starts off saying hello. but I still want a better one!
2006-10-14 02:53:37 · 15 answers · asked by miss swan 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Cell Phones & Plans
Go here, pick a voice, and create your own message. Hold your phone up to the speaker and record it!
http://www.cepstral.com/demos
2006-10-14 03:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok - this is all on the recording though it confuses the ehck out of the caller - - After the machine picks up - they hear this -
"Hey, will someone in there pick up the phone."
[ I had a few friends over and they called out - ]
"No. I don't want to." [etc] -
Then I shouted back - "Well, tell them to leave a message on the machine." beep
It was a kick and I got so many confused responses
2006-10-14 09:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished
Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your name and star system and we'll assimilate you as soon as we can.
You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
2006-10-14 09:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
on your answering machine act like you answered the phone.Like this:Hello (pause for a couple of seconds) Then say ''who's this" (pause) Then say "Oh hi ,uhuh (pause) "well you just reached my answering machine but leave a message at the end of the Beep" That's so funny ,I did that on my phone.
2006-10-14 10:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by nabila m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as the beep goes off to record
SCREAM like a freakin BANSHEE!!!
It will scare the hell out someone!
hah ahhaha
2006-10-14 19:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, I cannot take your call right now I am on the other line with someone you know, having phone sex.
2006-10-14 09:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by kam_1261 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh!, heres a good one that we do down here in florida...when you record, say "hello, hello" (so they'll think that you're REALLY on the phone). and then say "oh hey! wats up! what have you been up to lately". (they wont realize that they are talking to themselves). and then you say "hello hello, you're breaking up. i can't hear you" and then say: "just to let you know, you're not talking to me, you're talking to my answering machine!"
2006-10-14 10:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Brittany♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi this is _______(insert name here)'s secretary. She's ot here right now but will soon be back from her mission to save the world. Please leave a message and I will get it to her as soon as I can. Thank you
2006-10-14 09:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by lexusright 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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please leave u`r voice mail after the beep and i will try not to answer u!
2006-10-14 09:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"hey there! i'm currently busy as i got one hand stuck in a vase and another in the sink but i promise to get back to you after i can use my hands! thanks!"
2006-10-14 09:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋