When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
2006-10-14 02:53:17 · 6 answers · asked by tommy w 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Just ask Eric, the Half a bee.
Intro:
Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader
Orchestra Leader:
A-one, two, a-one two three four
(Piano - introductory flourish)
Lead Singer:
(speaks to piano accompainment)
Half a bee, philosophically,
must eo ipso facto half not be
But half a bee has got to be,
vis a vis its entity
- D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury
- Singing! ...
All Sing:
La, di di, one two three
Eric the Half a Bee
A B C D E F G
Eric the Half a Bee
Lead Singer:
Is This wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
All Shout:
No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All Sing:
Fiddle di dum, Fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee
Lead Singer:
I love this hive epmploy-ee-ee Bisected accidentially,
One Summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
All Sing:
He loves him carnally...
Lead Singer:
Semi-carnally.
(Speaks)
The End.
Voice:
Cyril Connolly?
Lead Singer:
No, semi-carnally.
Voice:
Oh.
All sing:
(quietly) Cyril Connolly
(Ends with elaborate whistle)
2006-10-14 22:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by Huh? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The life expextancy of the average bee is 6 weeks, so how "ancient" could the injury bee? But a bee will always bee a bee. So bee it. Don't worry, bee happy. Let it bee.
2006-10-14 03:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by kidd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I am sure they hive healed from any ancient injuries, so they bee what they bee! ;-)
2006-10-14 03:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too bee or not too bee eh?
2006-10-14 02:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just find a beeloved to ask... LOL LOL LOL
2006-10-14 03:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by maira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess.. why not?
2006-10-14 03:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by JRS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋