She opened the curtain while I was making sewer babies. I need a good story to tell her why I was...
2006-10-14 02:15:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Tell her to get over it - its better than you going out and acting out your fantasy for real!
2006-10-14 04:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by colin_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK tell her you was tuning it up for later. Or tell her while washing your slong it look dull so you decided to polish it.If she wants to know whats in the shower bottom tell her it is wax from the polish job.If all this fails tell her a fly was on the end and you was trying to beat it off
2006-10-14 09:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by xlhdrider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerking you mean?
Well you say,you were very horny,but noticed that she did not feel OK ,or was tired or had a headache,or any other problem
And you did not want to force you on her in her state of mind or well being,.
Good enough for you?
You did it because you were trying to protect her against you,can you understand this?
Good luck:the answer will be to late.!
2006-10-14 09:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all of us women know that our husband is doing that sort of thing. She should not be upset because at least you were having fun all by yourself. She is probably doing the same thing she just has not got caught yet. Women are very sneeky lol. She should just get over it.
2006-10-14 13:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell r sewer babies?Ohhhhhhhhh,thats nasty..But tell her that you wer just soapin it up and she popped in mind [naked] so that made you horney ,and you wer goin to come an jump her bones,but u couldnt get to her quick enough..But anyway why would she care if you wer jerkin off as long as it wasnt another woman that she caught you with....Smile
2006-10-14 09:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by stephanie f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was she sleeping? Tell her you were thinking of a time that she really turned you on and you didn't wanna wake her.
Or you could tell her you did it so you could make love to her longer.
Or just use the simple, I'm a guy, sorry. lol
2006-10-14 09:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Steph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that your very funny and this is normal.I always wonder why my husband takes such long showers?????????????Sometimes i peak in there but so far i havent caught him and if i did i would just laugh about it.Dont worry she wont be mad. All guys are horney in the mourning.
2006-10-14 13:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by prettywomen512 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her your having pain associated with stress that can only be relieved through ejaculation and you didn't want to impose on her so you had to take matters into your own hands, although it would be nice if she offered up some assistance once in a while.
2006-10-14 09:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by brian c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth. Ive caught my husband before however I didnt ask him why he just told me the truth. Honesty is the best policy.
2006-10-14 12:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Aries Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time pull her in the shower with you and don't let it go down the drain
2006-10-14 09:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋