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One day Billy Bob goes to town wearing nothing but his gun belt and boots.

The sheriff spots him and asks, "What the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"

B.B. replies, "Well sheriff, it's a long story. Me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin'. Mary Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a-kissin' and a-cuddlin' and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, Mary Lou said we should go up on the hill. So we did. Up on the hill we started a-kissin' and a-cuddlin' and then, all of a sudden, Mary Lou up and took off all her clothes and said I should take off mine, too. So I took off all my clothes, 'cept for my gun belt and my boots. Mary Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and then, for some strange reason she said, "Billy Bob, go to town!"

2006-10-14 02:00:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

I think your question was a good way to get people to read your joke. Which by the way, I liked. Oh, and yes, there is such a thing as great sex.

2006-10-14 02:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by NORTH WEST 4 · 0 0

Of course there is such a thing as great sex. I really liked your joke. Poor Billy Bob must have been interested in the shooting the wrong kind of "gun". Maybe he will wise up soon.

Have a great day!

2006-10-14 02:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0 0

theres not something incorrect with a healthful sexual urge for food it quite is actual a physically powerful ingredient in case you and your considerable different are in charge approximately it. i'm all against toddlers having intercourse and while you're 15 or sixteen years previous you're a toddler, yet now a days someone's age would not count any further for something, so confer with him with regard to the type you sense and once you sense like doing it ,do it and once you do not,then do not no count what he says or does.

2016-11-28 04:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That Billy Bob is one brick shy of a load. He probably wouldn't know good sex if he had some....

2006-10-14 02:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by terrilee 2 · 0 0

Which is why you must always be clear on the instructions you give

2006-10-14 02:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol nice jk

2006-10-14 02:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

Hehehe,hahaha....Saliva all over the place..

2006-10-14 02:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Timber 4 · 0 0

haha

2006-10-14 02:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by misery 7 · 0 0

no

2006-10-14 02:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 0 0

no, not always

2006-10-14 02:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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