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I live on a farm, and I get up at 3 am in order to get enough dump-time in (aprx. two hours).. and when im finally empty I go straight outside, bolting out the door like the piece of digested spam flying out of my cheeks only a moment before, in order to get to the farm to feed the animals and get their bowls moving..(i like my animals to have their bowls moving before the sun starts dumping his rays all over the place), a mere two minutes after I have taken my first dump, I find my horse standing spread-legged over a patch of hay in the middle of the room, sqeezing a big stiff log from his thick rump. Is this normal?

2006-10-13 22:51:37 · 10 answers · asked by Jo5h 2 in Pets Other - Pets

10 answers

Huh, sounds like you are on some good drugs. Here is a tip. Lay off the drugs.

2006-10-14 15:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy Jacob 7 · 3 0

Your horse needs a vet , His "dumps" should be little (approx golf ball size ) almost ball like droppings not a stiff log!

If you even have a horse , I think this is a joke and you just like talking about poo!

2006-10-14 15:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all, I've never seen a horse spread it's legs to defecate, and second of all they DON'T crap big stiff logs!!!

Are you on crack??!!

2006-10-15 22:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by Cowgirl 2 · 0 0

are you out of your mind??any horse person should know no its not normal to for a horse to have hard stiff poop..you cant make a horse poop when you want ..

2006-10-13 23:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why does it take you two hours to take a dump?

2006-10-13 23:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no it isnt.you need to take your horse to the vet and soon pleas!
GOOD LUCK!

2006-10-14 01:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WOW, what pills are you on? I want a bucket full of them...

2006-10-13 23:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is worrying/ disturbing/ plain weird so im guessing that isnt normal. no.

2006-10-13 23:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sounds like you spent to much time on the pot thinking up this crap......

2006-10-17 19:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by cowgirl 3 · 0 0

I don't know...but you aren't.

2006-10-13 23:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by barbara 7 · 0 0

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