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I know lot of you people are very successful and experienced when it comes to girls. so yall need to gimme some real good advice.And please elaborate with few EXAMPLES so that I could impress whoever iam trying to impress.

2006-10-13 20:39:44 · 14 answers · asked by applegeorge 1 in Education & Reference Trivia

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Be yourself. Unless you can write a five minute routine (five minutes is a long time) and take her to an open mike night at a comedy club, think small. After a date or two, tell a joke or a riddle at the beginning of each phone call and see what she laughs at. Don't try to slip jokes into the conversation, but break lulls with a joke.

Comedy is about timing. what might get your face slapped on a first date may work well on a later date. After a nice dinner, we went back to my place. I asked, "May I take your coat?" After placing it on a hanger and putting it in the closet, I asked, "May I take your dress?" Let's just say my tinming was dead on.

2006-10-13 21:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0 0

Humor is nice. I like when a guy has a sense of humor. I cant give you an example exactly but never poke fun at other people to try to be funny and dont keep on using your humor the whole time to poke fun at yourself.
Just try a few witty comments, tell her some funny stories about stuff that happens. If shes got a sense of humor herself, you wont have a problem it will just come out in your conversations.
If she has no sense of humor you will know very quickly and you wont even want to try.
Just dont try to be humorous if you dont have it in you just to impress her that shows right away.

2006-10-13 20:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by chiara 4 · 1 0

The key word that you used is "trying". Don't. Unfortunately there is no universal humor that impresses girls. If you really want to know, you're going to have to put in the work to listen to her and understand what she's about. Then, you'll be able to make jokes based on her personallity and sense of humor. Listening and communicating is the key to any relationship. Whether you're looking for a long-term or a quick fling. Probably not what you wanted to hear, but it's true.

2006-10-13 20:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by im_your_huckleberry111 2 · 0 0

Sarcasm is not usually a good idea and self-deprecating humor can get old fast. Get to know her first. If she likes your humor, she'll let you know, usually by---laughing out loud.
If your humor really isn't working, tell her you've got some
really good knock-knock jokes which are best told in the dark.
You should probably stay off the blonde jokes if she's blonde,
although in that case it probably wouldn't matter.
The key : try, but not too hard. Jokes which are obviously rehearsed rarely come of well and the joke is usually on you.
I did once put a frog in a girl's purse and it was working --until
she slugged me, but that was a long time ago.

2006-10-13 21:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by True Blue 6 · 0 0

STOP "trying to impress." Girls with any sense of self-esteem can tell right away when guys are not being themselves and trying WAY too hard.

2006-10-13 20:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing impresses a girl less than someone trying to impress her. Just be yourself for goodness sake! Girls aren't STUPID--they get your angle, that you are trying to impress them, when you try stupid stuff. Just be open, friendly, and honest.

2006-10-13 21:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by retorik75 5 · 0 0

properly, i like humorous adult males, yet in comparison to make relaxing of alternative human beings humorous. Make her chuckle each and every each and every so frequently, and don't be the class clown. purely check along with her and discover out what she likes, yet do no longer tension her to speak to you. each and every now and then that works. whilst she realizes you prefer to speak to her, she'll be fully became on. it's going to artwork for her cuz it worked for me, and that i'm rather shy. Be intense high quality!

2016-10-02 07:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

hey there,
it would b great to ans. u .i think u should b very simple. no sort of style stuffs or anything. u should b humble. if that gal is in ur class, try being smart n answer all the quest. asked by ur sir/mam. but remember be simple n dont over react in front of her. all the best.cheers.

2006-10-13 21:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Gnu 1 · 0 0

Just be yourself and don't try to impress her with your cleverness. Let your humor come naturally.

2006-10-13 20:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0 0

It all depends on whether the girl has a sense of humor...if not just ask her out for dinner.

2006-10-13 20:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by Lord Cif 2 · 0 0

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