I threatened to cut it off, but I'm not sure if it will kill it, and then it'll be free and have a better oppurtunity to do more horrible things. I'm in a real pickle.
2006-10-13 18:55:37 · 7 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
This is actually more common than you might think. Random acts of toe violence is one of the main caused of foot crime. One toe can corrupt an entire foot if not stopped.
First of all you have to talk to the other toes without letting the big toe hear. Wrap a strip of gauze around it when it is not looking.
Tell the other toes to talk to the culprit and tell him his life of crime can not continue. Sure it is fun now but it can only lead to athlete''s foot or even an ingrown toenail. The other toes are the only ones that can help.
2006-10-13 19:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by TLWOLFf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Presumably the toe is only free to commit horrendous crimes while you're asleep. Otherwise, you'd have been able to observe it carrying out said acts.
Thus, you need a plan to control or monitor it while you're asleep. I recommend the former. Before you go to sleep, nail your toe to a fixed object. This will not only sap its evil energy, but will also prevent it from leaving your body. Or, if it has found a way to detach itself, it will leave a trail of blood.
2006-10-13 19:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by pharaoh_of_atlantis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of which would be a symptom of a blood circulate challenge- ought to additionally be blood tension. once you get domicile, you need to lie down and relax your ft up for 15 min.- attempt to rubdown them. yet in a diverse thank you to do away with the discomfort is to rinse your legs+ft with heat water and then very chilly water... it improves th circulate and forestalls varicose vains (spider vains)... you need to pass to a physician however.
2016-10-19 09:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by bergene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear the bad news. I had the same trouble with my sock puppet named Larry. Had to put Larry to sleep.
2006-10-13 20:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by foghat77 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this question is in jest, which it probably is, I think you need to get a question that isn't such a blatant ripoff of the movie "Idle Hands." If not, well, no shame in going to a shrink.
2006-10-13 19:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ivallinen Roisto 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well first i will put down that blunt you are smoking and you toe will act like normal
2006-10-13 18:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to a mental hospital and commit yourself
2006-10-13 19:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by jpeterman90210 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋