So... I unexpectedly got fired from my kick *** job and now I have to find another one. I found something pretty good but they want me asap. The thing is... I'm a pothead and I must pass a piss test. Whats the fastest way to get THC out of your system?
2006-10-13 18:14:51 · 18 answers · asked by ks_stud_2005 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
First of all..BEEN THERE,DONE THAT.Due to where I live[no hookups]Its been quite a while.But back in the mid 90s,I remember going to my local head shop and buying a bottle of "the Stuff'.Yes thats the name of it.Im not a scientist but I know haw it works.It basically flushes your system for a limited amount of time.Its hard to know when your test is going to be but you have a 3-4 hr window to use it with about 8-16 ounce glasses of water.Never failed a test...used to cost about 45 bucks.
2006-10-14 03:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Cory 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, everyones body is different so there is no sure-fire way to rid your body of THC. What always has worked for me is flushing with water for one or two days while not smoking. A day or two before your test take a niacin and drink a glass of water with a packet of sure-gel mixed in. Sure-gel is used to make jelly and you can buy it at most grocery stores. Now remember this may not work for you. Some people swear by those $80 drinks but I have known people who failed even after paying all of the money for that. hope any of this helps. Good luck ;)
2006-10-13 18:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by pittycolors 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO TO YOUR LOCAL HEAD SHOP. They have drinks that will pass 5 panel and 10 panel drug tests, they are costly $40.00 I have used them with great success however there are some drugs like Xanex that it will not COVER UP! So... See the source BELOW for a FAIL PROOF way to SMOKE and PASS!
And to the people ABOVE.... I have a productive life with 3 kids and a 5 figure salary I don't smoke in the house or around the kids but it is possible to be a functioning member of society.
So if you don't do it, that's cool... But don't knock someone Else's life choices because they aren't yours.
2006-10-13 18:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by virtualrealitys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink plenty of water. I mean a lot of it. Work out like crazy in sweatpants and a sweatshirt so you can sweat it out of you. If you do this, it should take 3 days. But if you smoke pot on a regular basis, like every day, I'm not sure if this will help. Have you ever thought of not smoking pot? If it means passing a drug test, I would try that at least for a week or two. Then you can start up again.
2006-10-13 18:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depending on much you smoke it could take up to 2 months to get it out of your system you can go to the health food store and buy products that will show a clean sample they cost about 30 to 40 dollars and if done BY THE DIRECTIONS you will pass. or you can try an old family recipe drink one fourth pickle juice, 2 cups of water, one baby aspirin and test on the third pee. I have passed a test with this but they frown on the clear sample
2006-10-13 18:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by autumnbrookblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay....here is the ONLY sure way to get That nasty, loveable, so good yet so bad THC out of your damn blood stream. Go to any local health food store....you know (the one where the "hippies" and "vegans" shop) Walk up to the counter and say "hey dude, I need a "DETOX KIT" pronto. The best one you have." and then buy whatever they recomend. Also drink a gallon or so of water a day, ITS A LOT I KNOW. Drink prune juice and stay away from fatty foods, they solidify THC and make it stay around longer.
Good LucK.
2006-10-13 18:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by aqurious_chic06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, this is 2006, they test you for thc and other **** but they also can pick up things you might have done like tons of water, detox drinks, herbal teas whatever, they will not that **** on your test. thc is stored in your cells for up to 60 days if you smoked alotmaybe look for another kick *** job that is not so concerned with such bs. like the other guy said, pass it this way
dude.
2006-10-13 20:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by donna r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They sell these drinks at headshops for that purpose. It worked for me once. I smoked the night before and had a clean test the next day! The drink cost 30 or 40 bucks though!
2006-10-13 18:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by miyazaki75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mix coconut juice with salt it clears out the system amazing fast. I don't know how soon your test is but i give it 5 days and you will be clean enough to pass the test.
2006-10-13 18:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Eugene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink alotta water or pickle juice or u can put some vinager in water(ew) and drink it, it will clean out ur system they also sale these pills at walmart that makes piss out like a redish orange color and when u take them it u gotta drink alot of water till ur piss iz clear and tha next day u will be clean trust me it happened to a friend of mine that partied sat used it sun and there was a drug test monday and he was clean
2006-10-13 18:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by unc2590 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋