2006-10-13 17:44:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
by "fox" I assume that you mean a really sexy babe :-)
wild.. you mean like "out of control"
so your question is how to teach an out of control sexy woman how to play chess.. hmmm.. I think you need to first teach her all about "the moves". first ask her to touch your pawns and move them up, then move to the bishop and ask her to move them diagonally. tell her to move your rooks up and down and then be careful with the king, treat it gently and don't let it get caught. after that you need to show her about "checkmate" when you pin her down and she can't move :-)
2006-10-13 17:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Start with just one piece for each player (the king, obviously) and a 4x4 board.
Compliment her profusely whenever she does anything right.
Before long, tell her that she's won the game, and see whether she's interested in moving on to more intimate things.
If she's truly a wild fox, and you treat her right, you should get what you're looking for.
Good luck to you.
2006-10-14 00:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by actuator 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start with a brain transplant, just the left side, where the logic functions are.
One this is done, the rest is child's play.
2006-10-14 01:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Richard 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You become a fox yourself.
2006-10-14 01:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use really small words and don't take advantage of its weakness. be patient and understanding. remember to reward for good moves:)
2006-10-14 00:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by Starry Eyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋