My old lady's ticked off and giving me a hard time 'cause I don't know where HER clitoris is. I checked the garage, even the basement, zip!! Don't you think she should look herself, I mean, she's the one who lost it,right?
2006-10-13 17:27:00 · 10 answers · asked by Raptor 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sigh. Wellllll, excuuuuse me. I've no time to explain this joke, but you see, I'm from NY,we have adult humor here, comedy clubs, and we put our children to bed early, so they won't miss Barney' This adult humor was directed to those here who needed a chuckle,that's all. Go back to bed, kiddies, before you wake Mommy and Daddy. (Jeeze!)
2006-10-13 20:27:43 · update #1
Can you spell "Sophisticated"??
2006-10-13 20:29:11 · update #2
Okay Okay....calm down. Now...did you look everywhere? You know its kinda like that missing sock...did you look under the couch? How about under the bed? When was the last time she saw it? Thats the best thing to do when you cant find something....try to think of the last time you had it. Best thing to do is just dont panic....it will turn up sooner or later. Just go get some sleep and start looking again in the A.M.
2006-10-13 17:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by oldman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would answer this question but it would be over your head...get your mind out of the drain and back in the gutter. That would be a move up in the world
2006-10-14 00:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by OleMarbleEyes 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO I really like your sense of humour. Maybe your wife has gone through menopause and that's why you can't find it. Maybe you should get one of those headlamps and get down and take a closer look.
2006-10-14 01:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by oldmomma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you aren't willing to look for it then don't be surprised if and when another man is ready and willing to do what you either can't do or don't want to do for your wife.
2006-10-14 00:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by CaliMa 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
You should call in the milf squad. I heard they can help you find what your looking for
LOL
2006-10-14 07:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She probably doesn't know where it is either or she'd show you.
2006-10-14 01:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by strike777 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i believe ya! because my ol' man don't know i have one of those. or he doesn't know where it is...or what is does!!!! lol
2006-10-14 00:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by ~just_jd~ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what is a clitoris??
2006-10-14 01:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by delta_bonds 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's horrible.
2006-10-14 00:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Raina B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh man, please tell me you're joking..
2006-10-14 00:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by angel_lillian001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋