I have a husband who at times I want to put an ad in the newspaper and sell him or auction him off on ebay. Why is it that men just seem to make us women so upset with them, that they think its funny???? Does anyone want a used husband???JK
2006-10-13 17:13:25 · 14 answers · asked by sparky_butt 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
its bc you make us all that way, besides we have to blame someone, why pay for ebay or classifieds why not just make up a sign and take him to walmart and put him in front saying free to a good home
2006-10-16 15:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by someone_you_wish_you_knew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>I have a husband who at times I want to put an ad in the newspaper and sell him or auction him off on ebay<
When I was in the husband market, I can tell you there was a lack of decent, single men in the dating arena.
Regardless of his flaws, deal with him. It sucked being single.
2006-10-14 00:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wanna trade? My husband works two full time jobs, and when he does come home... he's still "not here". I don't get any conversation, we don't go anywhere, and he rarely spends more than a few minutes playing with our 3 month old daughter before he inhales the food I cook for him and passes out to go to sleep. If I could find a man to have an "emotional affair" I would, because I'm very lonely.
The thing that keeps me going... and should keep you going too, is despite the fact that our husbands aren't perfect, there are worse guys out there. but once you can't use this gem of wisdom to convince yourself, it may be time to leave.
2006-10-14 00:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Raina B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg...I can't stop laughing at your 'auction him off on ebay' remark. Too funny!! I feel like that too when I find the hundredth pair of balled up socks under his computer desk, or when I find coins, nuts, bolts, screws, elastic bands, ticket stubs, just CRAP strewn all about when I've just finished wiping down and straightening out all the counters, and tabletops.
He NEVER puts things away from where he got em, so I'm always picking up after him. Sometimes I feel like I'm his little shadow. Are all men like this?!
2006-10-14 07:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by olliebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO on eBay. My hubby never thinks its funny when he gets me upset but I guess he thinks I deserve to be upset. My daughters husband laughs at her all the time when she gets upset but I never could figure out why you would want to laugh at a spouse and get them even more upset.
I'm glad my hubby doesn't laugh at me and I'm sorry that your's does. I think it would be a sign of immaturity no matter how old the man is.
2006-10-14 00:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by oldmomma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No thanks, just got rid of one. Ha ha. Honestly i'm sure your situation is alot different than mine was, but some men are born without a sensitivity chip. Try telling him "when you make fun of me, it makes me feel..." and tell him how you feel when he belittles your feelings. Then it might make him listen, if it doesn't i guess you should put an ad in the paper!!
2006-10-14 00:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by latinsmama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does he drink?? If not, then I might be willing to trade.
Seriously though, if you were to ask married men most of them would probably be willing to trade their wives. Most seem to think that women are too serious.
2006-10-14 00:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by theoriginalquestmaker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do him a favor. Sell him on eBay. He might get women that likes that.
When are you going on sale.
LOL
2006-10-14 08:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Mit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god i can relate i love my husband to death,but damn he can piss me off to no extent! he knows hes pissing me off and that dont he justs keeps going.oh but when i change the table on him ohh no it cant hapopen that way and then im the bad guy lol i never win with him.and my husvband always brings his work drama with him too.
2006-10-14 00:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by Preschool diva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well for starters dont pt him on ebay you will have the fbi on your door step and if its that bad he isnt worth going to jail for ever thought of a divorce or counceling.
2006-10-14 00:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by evilella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋