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It is trying to steal my life, and I'm afraid that cat has been taken to the animal shelter...

2006-10-13 16:14:27 · 16 answers · asked by misery 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

personally i suggest you meet with the boogyman, the kid from the grudge, and the monster under your bed and have a group discussion. calmly tell them that there simply isn't any room in your house for them to be there rent free. if that doesnt work you could always drown him in your bath tub or invite him to have a midnight snack.

2006-10-13 16:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by girl with a pearl earring 2 · 0 0

They are actually after your underwear. The Gnomes have a corner on the market, the gremlins want a piece of the action.

2006-10-13 23:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by Gardenfoot 4 · 0 0

It's not nice to call your granny a gremlin. She may be a bit old a wrinkly but she's not THAT bad.

2006-10-13 23:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Set your house on fire, then run. When they come to investigate the fire, they will think the gremlin set it and give you a big insurance check...lmao

2006-10-13 23:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by rdnck_grl_ms_007 3 · 0 0

Feed it & Love it - afterall Gremlins need love too.

2006-10-13 23:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0 0

Oh I seen a movie like dat i forgot the name of it, I think it was created by Stephen Spielberg.

2006-10-13 23:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My friend, take a deep breath and turn on the lights. Everything is going to be ok once you come down from your hallucinogenic trip...

2006-10-13 23:16:43 · answer #7 · answered by scootnoodles 2 · 0 0

Set your wall on fire, then go for an hour walk, when you get home I promise that little bastard will be gone.

2006-10-13 23:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Brock Samson 3 · 0 0

set a live trap and catch him, then torture him till he tells you were the cat is. After that its up to you on what to do with him, wonder if they are good in a stew? \/\/\/\/\/\/

2006-10-13 23:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0 0

Play some Ozzy for it!

2006-10-13 23:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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