I now Who I am supposed to hate. But, how often and in what ways am I supposed to go about it? Do we have a school or call in number or a support group? I'm getting lots of ideas from people on here who really seem to hate me for mentioning that I might be thinking about switching to the Democrat side. But still, I think I owe it to my party to get on the bandwagon and give hate a chance...
What do you say? How to hate better and more often? There must be a way!
2006-10-13 15:53:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
It is funny how the Rep's can pick you for a Dem. Guess they figure if you were really a Rep. you wouldn't have to be taught, you'd already know hatred.
2006-10-13 16:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by MrsMike 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How to hate better by BJ Republican:
1) You have to be a closet racists.
2) You can't like anything after 1955
3) You have to suppress your homosexual feelings
4) You have to be a supposed alcoholic and then go to rehab
5) You have to watch every episode of "24" on Fox.
6) You have to watch Hannity, Bill O'Reily & Fox news 24/7.
7) Ann Coulter has to give you an erection (unless your gay)
8) You must have blind faith in the Bush Adminstration
9) You have to call anybody who's against Bush a terrorist
10) You have to believe that Darwin is the Devil.
There are many more ways to hate like a true Republican that I haven't even brought up like Jane Fonda, H. Clinton, and Barbra Streisand. But those top ten should be plenty for now to make you into a fine example of a hating GOP. Just remember that practice makes perfect. God bless you.
2006-10-13 23:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Nice try at the time-honored Marxists attempt at the subterfuge game.
As I was forced to deal with the 60' Neo-Bolshevik's after-birth children, I learned to spot a Rat-Faced Lib.
God Bless GITMO
2006-10-13 23:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a loving democrat and reelect pedophiles like you did in 1982 with Gerry Studds.
2006-10-13 23:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just read about Nancy Pelosi every day - that will fill you with enough hate to last a lifetime. Also, paste up pictures of Cindy Sheehan all over your bedroom. You will be driven beyond hate, inot an institution.
Godd luck with that.
Love Jack
2006-10-13 22:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Get a list of prominant dems (I'm sure Fox News could help with this)
Place them all about the house in locations where awful things happen (in the toilet, at the bottom of a catbox, lining the garbage can)
This should help properly fuel those hatreds that make the GOP what it is today!
2006-10-13 22:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You're no Republican, you're a typically smart-mouthed Democrat with nothing to say. And if hate is what you're looking for then simply stay put, your Democrat & Liberal friends will teach you all you need to know about hate, starting with hate for your country.
2006-10-13 23:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, you're in the wrong party for hate. The Democrats would be wrong as well. Try the neo-Nazis. Sounds like you would fit in fine.
2006-10-13 22:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think they have a school of hate, for the Repubs don't believe in education but if you go to a four square non-denominational church, I'm sure you're bound to find lots of hate there!
2006-10-13 23:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Praise The Lord!
You asked how to hate, and the Creator delivered immediately. I just hope all the neocon venom above doesn't drip into my answer!
2006-10-13 23:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋