i wanna see whos talented! hehe
2006-10-13 15:11:46 · 27 answers · asked by Proud2bgoth 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
THIS IS MY FAV. ONE......
YO MOMMA IS SOOO DUMB;
SHE THOUGHT A DICTIONARY WAS A SEXUAL POSSESION..
WUDDA YA THINK LOL?
2006-10-13 15:20:31 · update #1
yo momma so stupid i told her to do an essay and she f*cked a Mexican
yo momma so old when i told her to act her own age she died
yo momma so stupid when i kicked her in the vagina she yelled "outch my nuts!"
2006-10-13 15:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by drawmaster12 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo Momma So Fat She Plays Hop Scotch Like This New York, LA, Chicago Yo Momma Teeth So Yellow When God Said Let There Be Light She Opened Her Mouth
2016-03-28 08:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so fat she got other fat women caught in an orbit around her.
Your momma so fat she falls down in shifts
Your momma so stupid she think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
Your momma so black for Halloween she just take off her clothes and go as a ninja
Your momma so fat that when she get out of the ocean the water level go down two feet
Your momma so ugly, her favourite disguise is to shave off her beard and back hair
Your momma so poor she put a quarter pounder on the layaway
Your momma so old she dated Jesus
Your momma so stupid she buy four maps to look for "Funky Town"
Your momma so old she was the stenographer for the Rosetta Stone (for the brainy types out there)
I shouldn't talk about your momma. I don't really know the dude.
2006-10-13 18:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by jsblakemore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so poor the poor starving kids in Africa send her money!
The gap between yo momma's teeth is so wide, I don't know whether to smile or kick a field goal!
2006-10-13 18:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by godathonone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
2006-10-13 15:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Out of all the yo momma jokes I heard I think the best is: Yo momma so old, when God said, "Let there be light" she hit the switch..=D
2006-10-13 15:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma’s so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor.
Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.
Yo momma’s so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.
Yo momma's so fat that her myspace page is a book.
2006-10-13 15:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so stank secret told on her
yo momma so stank, right guard turned left.
yo momma hair so short she use rice to roll it up.
yo momma so stupid i ask her to make up her mind she put lipstick on her forehead.
yo momma's p uss y so dry, the crabs drive dune buggies on her.
yo momma so fat i had to roll her in flour to find her p u s s y. then i got lost and had to stop and ask for direction from the residents that live in there.
yo momma so fat she goes to the car wash to take a shower and she goes to sea world to go to the swimming pool.
and for the sushi.
yo momma so fat she jumped up and starting orbting the earth ecipse the sun and plunged us into the next ice age.
2006-10-13 15:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not that talented but I'm thorough. For a whole sh*tload of "yo momma's" go to www.comedycentral.com
Search joke by category- big selection of yo mommas
2006-10-13 15:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by kitty-mama 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure
yo mommas so fat when she funs her stomach slaps her in the face
2006-10-13 15:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋