What is going on in England with the women?

Question

I asked a question and the responses I am getting suggest there are very few hot women in London and some of the women might be men. What is up with that? I thought the English were normal.

I expect this from the French, but the British? No, say it isnt so!

Answer 1

i'm afraid you're right. a lot of the women over there really are men. its a distrubing trend---as i always thought there was nothing any sexier than a welsh girl without any knickers.

Answer 2

There are actually no women in England. They are all men. The women died out during an epidemic, and the English government has kept this secret for reasons of its own. Every second English man, chosen at random by a secret computer at 10 Downing Street, is by law required to dress as a woman and use the women's lavatories.

Answer 3

As the song goes, "I may not be a lady, but I'm all woman." I'm telling you, Manchester's the place to be. The beer is cheap and the folk are friendly - much better than London :-)

As for the English being normal well...we produce more eccentrics and artistic types per capita than anywhere else in the world. We're all barking mad sir.

Now, you remove your trousers and I'll pour you a drink.

Answer 4

There is nothing wrong with the women in the UK, were just particular who we talk to and drink with that's all.

Answer 5

Check out the women with beards!

Answer 6

If you thought the English were normal, Cor, then you definitely aint no Yankeeee. No, sir!

Answer 7

lady boys in london? i,ve suspected it 4 a long time. wales is worse tho. men are men.... & sheep are scared

Answer 8

no half of them just need to pretend to be women and then they swop places what do you want em to do if all the female women are frigid