I was trying to pick up some cheese off of a mouse trap using only my foreskin. The trap sprung and now I'm bleeding badly. How do I explain it to the doctors in the emergency room?
2006-10-13 14:09:02 · 4 answers · asked by Brandon 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Yeah I'm an idiot? Well at least I have a penis and I can write the word idiot with it.
2006-10-13 14:16:00 · update #1
Tell them that you had to quickly zip up your zipper before your gf father caught you doin the nasty!
2006-10-13 14:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just walk right in with the mouse trap on your... believe me they see things like that all the time
2006-10-13 14:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
simply state " i am an igorant iodiot with to much time on my hands and this is what happened"
2006-10-13 14:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by kyren1999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you are a rat.
2006-10-13 14:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by jodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋