...Do i have to insert a baby to get a refund?
2006-10-13 12:30:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
yes, insert a baby, but make sure it's not yours because then it'll be traceable back to you & you might get done for theft. pick one from the tube station, there's usually lots of prams there
2006-10-13 14:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know loads of pubs, clubs, etc intentionally half full the Condom machines?
When some one puts a coin in and gets nothing they never complain so they get to keep the money.
A friend of mine was a rep for a condom company and says it happens on 80% of machines.
So next time you get nothing, scream the place down!
2006-10-13 19:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to return the used condom to the manufacturer. Fill out form 7Long, include a self-addressed stamped envelope, and in 6 weeks you'll get a factory-fresh, new condom. Be sure to keep all wrappers and used condoms in the freezer in case this happens again. Safe sex is responsible sex.
2006-10-13 19:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actuallly you would have to wait 9 months for the refund with you logic and line of thinking. Stand on the toilet, insert something else and then leap backwards....
2006-10-13 19:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by OleMarbleEyes 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No just the placenta with your name address on it - they will then send u the refund within 14 days - u muppet
2006-10-13 20:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Nickle Barsteward 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just do it, if you don't get refund bring the mother and try insert both of them. If doesn't work insert your dik.
2006-10-13 19:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Toto 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! Humour is the best medicine of the day! Kudos to you for this one.
Now I can log off and every so often I will remember this and smile.
Ignore the sourpusses.
2006-10-14 03:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, just 75 cents. Be carefull, sometimes the machine eats your money.
2006-10-13 19:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by sandra g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if the baby is a result of the condem failure
2006-10-13 19:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny why do you want a refund did it not fit are whats the problem .
2006-10-13 19:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by mz.thang 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋