The preacher had us standing on the wrong sides, I was with the best man, he was with the bridesmaid. He started saying the vows by asking me if I do, and forgot to ask my husband. I had to remind him of the rings. It was a very small, private wedding and it was the preachers first. He was so nervous. We laughed through the whole thing and so did everyone else. 4 years later and we are still laughing at all situations....life is great!!
2006-10-13 12:26:35
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answered by cowboys21angel 4
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I got married in Cancun Mexico in a Gazebo over looking the ocean.... absolutely beautiful! Half way through the ceremony, a troop of Mexican Military men marched past us in full military gear carrying machine guns. I later found out that they patrol the beach twice a day every day... but at the time I was like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON???". The other funny thing is that there are Para-Sailers in the background of or wedding photo where my husband is putting the ring on my finger.
2006-10-13 16:31:08
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answered by eeeeeeeeclipse 4
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Well, first of all I got married barefoot and pregnant, only thing that kept it from being a shotgun wedding, was the shotgun.....the preacher was suffereing from alzheimers and forgot our names, added a part of the ceremony that scared us both, and then began reading a part to a funeral instead of a wedding, looking back it is funny....but what I still find funny is my best friend/stepsister. Right as we were walking down the aisle to go into the reception being husband and wife, my bf fainted "gracefully" into the floor! and when she came to she was screaming "DON"T Touch my legs they are HAIRY!!
I tell her she was just jealous b/c everyone was looking at me and I was getting all the attention!!!
2006-10-13 14:17:29
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answered by Loveable mother 2
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My mother in law had my bouquet (which was beautiful btw) and she was a half hour late to the wedding. So we had to wait and the organist played the same song like 20 times. I was trying to figure out if I could just grab some flowers from a vase or something!
2006-10-14 11:06:22
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answered by gafpromise 5
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We had a day of absolute HELL before we went down to do it. It was in Las Vegas, in the end of spring/start of summer.....the temp was SCORCHING, the alternator went out on the car.....
we had spent up ALL but a little bit of our money.........
we had to have five hundred dollars wired to get a USED alternator, and my guy ended up having to put it on the car himself cause it would have been another three hundred if those ROBBERS of auto part salesmen would have done it.
I was crying my eyes out. He was feeling physically sick. I fell asleep in the airconditioned hotel room while he was in 115 degree weather. He came and got me and was (I later found out PRETENDING to be...) angry and told me that I was no good in the moral support area and that I could have atleast suffered with him and talked to him to keep him from nearly passing out....to give him some water or something. Well, I was almost hysterical...puffy eyes and everything.
Then in an irritated tone he tells me that the only thing that could make the situation any "better" (being sarcastic......)
would be if I would marry him. Otherwise that day would go down in his memory forever as the WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE. (his voice softened after that part).
So NOW I'm crying tears of JOY.
We go down to city hall, get the license, pick out a chapel, get escorted there by the salesman who was pitching THAT particular chapel over the other seven people trying to get us to pick theirs....
we get there and the officiant is a small woman with a white wig ****** to one side.....but it didn't even matter. All that mattered is my loving him, him loving me......and us wanting to be together for the rest of our lives. We did it! Got married, had a steak dinner for like $4 bucks before getting on the highway to come back home to California.........
and though we didn't have any 'honeymoon' to speak of...
we 'consumated' our relationship as husband and wife RIGHT ON THE HIGHWAY WHILE HE WAS DRIVING. I just got on top, leaned WAAAAAYYYYYY to the left so as not to block his view.....and it was pretty good for a while, then he told me that we had to wait until we got home to finish because his toes were curling, and his eyes were rolling into the back of his head.
LOVE IS A WONDERFUL THING!!!!!
2006-10-13 12:33:33
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answered by lilac b 3
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First area of your question is do i think of it quite is undesirable success for the groom to work out you till now the marriage and the respond is not any in simple terms such as you pronounced that is not any longer something yet human beings lore. So now the 2d area do you pass reasonably priced or superstitious and that i ought to declare that it quite is your wedding ceremony day is your specific occasion and you need to shop on with you coronary heart. If the guy taking the photos can no longer see it that way then you definately ought to discover somebody else i'm specific their are lots who will do as you want seeing you are the only footing the bill. My spouse has the same opinion with you approximately no longer wanting him to work out you and she or he says that him seeing you for the 1st time on your wedding ceremony gown ought to take his breath away.
2016-10-19 08:43:33
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answered by goodknight 4
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The wedding and reception per se were fine. It was a bad thing personally that happened - that morning when I woke up, I picked up my glasses to put them on and they fell apart - cracked at the nosepiece. Had to go through the day pretty much blind except for the 10 feet or so in front of me - it was no fun at all! It was stupid to have no "backup" - but then we don't think of these things, do we?
2006-10-13 23:49:28
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answered by Lydia 7
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They never pushed play on the cd player for the interlude music or the procession(I think that's the one...here comes the bride) So, my dad and I walked up in silence. I had a slideshow of our lives before we met and our life together-totally screwed up in the middle and had to be restarted. My cousin who wasn't invited showed up snot slinging drunk and was beligerant during the ceremony and at the reception I danced with him and I think he tried to cop a feel(sound like something out of deliverance?LOL) Then as we were leaving the reception(it was in a upscale hotel) I got the runs and had to have my maid of honor(thank god it was my sister) help me. The wedding night: fabulous!
2006-10-13 12:35:22
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answered by angelica_rae 3
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We were married in a Catholic ceremony and I forgot to buy a dozen roses that we were supposed to pay special tribute to the Virgin Mary with. I realized it 5 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to start and the Father didn't want to wait for someone to go buy them. We sent someone anyway and they were there in time for that part of the ceremony. My husband gave me a hard time about it, but he's forgotten it by now (2 weeks later).
2006-10-13 12:31:07
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answered by rebecca 3
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Nope, ours was bliss. We married on an isolated beach on St. Croix in the U.S. Virgin Islands. The only people there were the two of us, the minister, a photographer and two witnesses...along with a sandy beach, a beautiful sunrise and palm trees.
We knew better than to have a wedding with family involved!
2006-10-13 12:28:26
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answered by Anonymous
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