I've taken three out and I can't use my exercise bike properly.
I'm sick of paying for 'ho's but I'm losing out both ways here.
Where am I going wrong?
2006-10-13 12:16:01 · 26 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The ones in your shirt collar.
(Oh, yes, and the ones in your corset, too.)
2006-10-14 11:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try speaking to your family member like your mother or father or your brother or even your uncles. its probably running in the family but they might all be shy that they can't talk to anyone about it. I am sure thats probably won't be the case. So chin up (or c.ock up) that is a good sign and go and find out. You never know you might want to try with each other first. Worst case is that they might punch you in the ribs or use a crow bar and knocks your rib cage into pieces. This probably be the alternative solution because when you bend down after the impact you would be more closer to your c.ock then before, However, if you c.ock is not big enough, you can always ask them to kick you in the bollocks. I've got the feeling that they will head to that direction first without you telling them and then smash your rib cage.
Good luck, I hope all goes well for you. It might be painful at the start but as you said, you can't have it both ways.
P.s. If you're still around, write to us and tell us your experience.
2006-10-13 20:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by Bobster 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'd most likely have to remove your entire back bone lad. My mate went down the RSPCA and bought a dog for this very purpose. Couple of quid for a tin of Chum.. dip yer knob in and Bingo!
Looks likely you've got some more entries in you're hall of fame too mate.
2006-10-14 04:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no, no. You're going about this the wrong way. Do not remove any more bones.
Yoga is the answer. Improve your flexibility and you'll be pleasantly surprised by how limber you become. It will, I'm sure, solve this dilemma of yours.
2006-10-14 03:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 f*cking days this question's been up for now! Good effort.
You need to remove your penis or "bone" and pop it onto a lolly stick, that way you can suck yourself off wherever you go, even on your exercise bike.
2006-10-16 05:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am absolutely gobsmacked this question has not been removed for 23 hours. Have you been chatting up the YA technicians again.
2006-10-14 11:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong technique
you need to do a shoulder stand and carry your legs on over and what you want to suck will be right where you want it.
2006-10-15 04:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like they may have removed your brain by accident. You still wont be able to have a go at yourself, but on the bright side you can sue the doctor.
2006-10-13 12:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your coccyx of course. That will give your pelvis a lot more room.... Make room for 2 coconuts then. No need for lube.
2006-10-15 06:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remove a few of your lower ribs! That should do the trick
2006-10-13 12:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this a hilarious question. and now you got me wanting to try to suck my own. but my girlfriend told me that why remove bones when he could just remove the penis then you can suck it all the time.
2006-10-13 12:32:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋