And where is my beer? What is this world coming to? Come on guys, help me on this. Unless your Scared.
2006-10-13 12:11:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Come on guys. Are you all to afraid to answer?
2006-10-13 12:16:22 · update #1
I'd rattle your pots and pans - but I need 2 BMW's and a really hot wardrobe and lots of spending money and a crockpot and microwave too.
You see I'd be busy while you're working to put food in those pots and pans (might pick up a few dollars myself during the day) and the crockpot/microwave will just be insurance that your meals will be timely.
When you get home, I'm all yours - 100%
Does that work for ya?
2006-10-13 17:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by cat lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I'm in the kitchen rattling those pots and pans and fetching you a beer, would you like me to be barefoot and pregnant as well?
I mean, it's sooooo rewarding to cook your meals, wash your skid-marked drawers, mop your floors, etc. Why don't I shoot out a couple of kids for ya too??
2006-10-13 19:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lead the house, so go rattling with the pots and pans!!
And I want some nice cake!!
2006-10-13 19:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by cass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!
why the heck would i want to have a carrer,
and make myself a better person by helping out, when i could stay at home, clean the house, get your beer, and clean your smelly underwear?
2006-10-13 19:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could spend more time in the kitchen, but between work and yahoo Answers I just can't find enough time.
2006-10-13 19:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if you men were " REAL MEN" that made enough to support the women , then we would slave to you but until that happens, GET Your own dam beer and stick the pots and pans up your @ss
2006-10-13 19:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by CHEEKY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And that is why you have trouble attracting women!
GET up, GO to the fridge, GET YOUR OWN soda or beer, and FIX your OWN MEAL -- because NO ONE wants to be enslaved to ANY rude, arrogant or abusive male.
2006-10-13 19:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by sglmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can't stay in our place for the same reasons you don't.We hate it! lol And the only way you get a beer is if I get one too.Can't drink alone.
2006-10-13 19:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
**puts an unopened beer can in a pot and rattles the damn thing around until he can't take it anymore**
But remember......the make up sex is awesome.
2006-10-14 08:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, you get into the kitchen and rattle pots and pans, if you want me to cook, you'll get a piece of bread and MABYE I'll toast it
2006-10-13 19:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by I<3JP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋