2006-10-13 11:57:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It is normal to want to treat her like a thanksgiving turkey
2006-10-15 09:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. There are an estimated 50,000 deaths annually that can be directly linked to watching Martha Stewart. People just seem to spontaneously erupt. On the bright side, the CIA has found that even the most hardened terrorist tongues wag after only four hours of her show. It's saved countless lives.
2006-10-13 19:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it is. How can you not want to slaughter someone who makes us watch her pick onions from her lovely garden, then make them into ever so delectable onion rings? And, if that's not bad enough, then she'll whip up a batch of homemade ketchup!! What the hell!??! I mean, why is she so damn snooty that she just can't use Heniz ketchup like everyone else?!?!?
God, I'm getting homicidal just thinking about it. Perhaps Martha can give us some tips on how to clean our rifles with an old baby diaper and a teaspoon of balsamic vinegar.
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
2006-10-13 19:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's about martha stewart then no. No i'm just kidding but that might be a little odd
2006-10-13 19:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by carsandkarate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely normal.
2006-10-17 00:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its a good thing.
2006-10-13 19:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you don't much care for her either.
2006-10-13 18:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah.
thanks for the laugh, i enjoyed it.
2006-10-13 19:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by hi! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2006-10-13 20:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i haven't...
2006-10-13 19:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by truth seeker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋